Nearly threw up my food. Dumpy wump has to be the worst thing she’s ever said. She’s truly surpassed expectations
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Honestly reading that ruined my whole weekend
Please tell me they have some weird fetish going on where she infantilises him and she’s been speaking to him like that for the whole trip and has forgotten to revert back to adult human speak. That explanation is actually far less vomit-inducing than a 31 year old woman consciously choosing to say “dumpy wump” 
“A little dumpy wump” bit harsh on Ant 
Soooo how long will she stay home now til her next holiday? 5min? 2hours? 1day?
she will have a layover in Heathrow so she can smash out a half marathon before her next flight.
I hope she’s well rested and relaxed after this “proper” holiday so that she’s mentally prepared for the next trip in days few that will involve her travelling somewhere exotic to do fun things but is not a holiday. Such hardship. So challenging 
Why would she support other people who can do something she can't?
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen her support anything for someone else. Plus London would be too full of tourists for her today, you know what she’s like when there’s people in her way!
She was rushed off her feet ‘working’. These urgent travel blogs don’t AI-write themselves.
She's got to get home to pack for the next
Aww, she’s so grateful, guys. That makes her vile, entitled behaviour and obscene carbon footprint all ok 
This is probably the most patronising she's been? I'm actually fuming
Sure why would she support other people doing it when in three giant steps for the world's tallest lady she could finish the whole marathon - and jog home!
Who has to have a specific appointment on their to do list to sort out their passport. Surely this is an outside of work job that u do online? Not our special Xanna. And working with Savannah today, Runna much???
Omg I totally didn't realise how LARGE and TALL she is?! She's never mentioned it before! My mind is blown 
so glad she made a story about it otherwise I never would have known she was such a giant 
so glad she made a story about it otherwise I never would have known she was such a giant 
This pic though, Zanna, has absolutely nothing to do with the nail salon, does it? Oh, just wanted to remind everyone you’ve bagged a banker, wanker?
And no, we definitely did not miss the fact that you are humongous! You have made like a million reels and posts about being one of the #tallgirls
Oh and there, I fixed if for you…
And no, we definitely did not miss the fact that you are humongous! You have made like a million reels and posts about being one of the #tallgirls
Oh and there, I fixed if for you…