Zanna Van Dijk #21 Girlbossing her 'menty b' & blocking anyone who doesn't agree

[Wikiwangocard]

No-one is going to miss you not having a signal. Not Ant. Not the swimming ladies (which all makes a lot more sense now we know that Ollie Baz's mum is one of them) Not Bella. And most definitely not the various mental health 'specialists' that you've got on the payroll.

And thank you to @Cazza81 for 'Zanna Van Hof' that made me actually LOL. Maybe not as much as if we were looking at Zanna's dad and his missing finger, but a LOL nonetheless

 

[littlewonder]

A cheapie brand (for Zan) and still she’s on the beg. Oh yeah, we see you

it’s so embarrassingly transparent - the influencer version of posting your Wetherspoons table number on your story

 

[IAlreadyDespiseYou]

I’m already imaging the drama when they decide they want to have a baby and it doesn’t happen in the first four weeks of trying. The mental health breakdowns and pity party posts and her being the first and only ever tall person to not be able to get pregnant on demand. Then the visits to weird clinics and health gurus to help and “her story” about it. All the peeing on sticks and fuss! Much content, much stupidity. How on earth she’ll cope with pregnancy and birth, and actually parenting, I do not know…

 

[littlewonder]

Why does she always take selfie group pics of her swimming pals as if she's their leader? She joined THEIR group, didn't she?

she’s the tallest woman in the world so this means she also has the longest arm span in the world - I hope that helps

 

[daisychain99]

Just knew the tattoo would be some sort of reference to how strong she is. Smug giant.

I guess that’s her mental health journey completed! Wonder when she’ll write a blog about her top 5 tips on overcoming crippling anxiety?

One of those tips will be ‘have a meltdown so your boyfriend proposes to you. The bigger the rock the quicker you will recover from your menty B’

 

[CustardPie]

Ugh. She's now telling people that they should go on holiday with their parents. I just despise the way she thinks she is 'pioneering' in everything she does, even though she is such a basic bitch.

 

[bettybeetle]

Has Botox, feels fluey.

It's literally the first listed side effect on the NHS website.

'After treatment you may have:

• a headache and flu-like symptoms for the first 24 hours'

If I was having a toxin injected into my face I'd like to think my Dr would advise of the possible side effects

 

[peanutbuttercupp11]

Imagine how tall she would have felt when Ant was on one knee

Thread title nomination

 

[ach0902]

I just have to say as a guy, I can't imagine how he genuinely has got a secret videographer in etc for the event
I appreciate my gf would hate that and everyone is into their own thing but I want to get down on 1 knee and it be special, somewhere amazing (honestly where they've gone would count) but just us 2 not something filmed! Even if it was a genuine surprise film, I would feel so strange watching that back, I'd rather remember it as the hopefully perfect moment it will be
Maybe that's just me

So secret yet her Pinterest is full of hiking couples posing for photos as if she knew a photoshoot was coming…

 

[Cazza81]

Many of her trips are once-in-a-lifetime ones for most people. It clearly does pay to be tall and pointless...

 

[icameheretospy]

Her followers have been going back up now, so time for another blocking spree…

P.S. Hate

 

[Dotherighthing]

Actually, overpriced recycled swimwear aside, I don’t think I’ve heard her mention sustainability for a good while. Funny that!!

 

[Wikiwangocard]

I can't deal with the teeny tiny mountain tattoo, it's just too funny combined with the pretentious quote

 

[Greencatfysh]

Yeah, call me crazy but traveling expressly to hike in really standard, arid mountains is stupid.

It'd be one thing if there were beautiful rock formations like in Colorado or Utah but that's just... A dirty, arid mountain.

I'd much rather go to Lanzarote for the beach.

Yeah… but Zanna doesn’t lie on the beach. She’s not some lazy slacker, she has to be exercising a minimum of 6 hours a day to be able to show off to other women and make them feel insignificant. SILLY!!!

 

[hellogrrrl]

How will a baby fit in such a long torso with such a long bowel?

Future thread title right there

 

[icameheretospy]

“Lanzarote is nothing like I’ve ever hiked… Oh wait, it’s similar to Tenerife where I hiked…”

Only the travel influencer Zanna could say something like this

 

[yrkshrmtchll]

They deserve eachother, and I mean that in whatever way it reads to you.
But that must mean the national park DEFINITELY surpassed her expectations!

 

[supermario123]

She’s now saying crying isn’t that great, massively hyped and very expensive. Yet she’s been at least 3/4 times as far as I can tell.

My dumbass read this so many times thinking why is she going somewhere expensive to cry, is that some new fancy thing people do

 

[Robot Lady]

Yuk, I hate that she filmed her yoga class. She’s so detached from reality. I’d be complaining to the studio if someone got their stupid phone out halfway through a class. I don’t know how she isn’t ashamed of being like this?

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

Seriously, my kids on their Bronze DofE have done more hiking than she has. She goes on fucking walks in Surrey I DESPAIR!