Zanna van Dijk #15 Gives financial advice & says to invest, but doesn’t even own the #gifted ‘nest’ 🙃

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SallyAnnJones

Next up will be a symprove #ad, I’d put a tenner on it.

Zanzibar: “Due to my vegan/veggie/plant-based (don’t label me guys) I get a lot of gas, and being a mega tall girl with a twisted bowel this can lead to a lot of super scary *hand gesture* moments with insane trapped gas. That’s why I’ve been taking Symprove for LITERALLY years to heal my gut from all the brown veg mush I eat.”
 
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Dotherighthing

Dotherighthing

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The face of a man slowly coming to terms with the reality of being trapped on a boat with the worlds tallest narcissist.
 
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asdfghjklily

asdfghjklily

ugh her smiley insta stories drinking champagne and ready to fly on an I’m sure super expensive scuba diving holiday, no troubles in the world which she’s contributing to the burning of with every unnecessary flight ❤

Also I’m like 90% ready to see some #pressdiscount or #pr on her posts at sea because there’s no way she’d pay for something entirely out of pocket!!
 
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icameheretospy

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Wasn’t her smile supposed to be fixed by that magician she advertised so much? Or has she not had her botox top-up in a long time?
 
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emilyamy

RobinsNest said:
I messaged DryRobe when they partnered with StayWealthySwim as part of a "sustainability" giveaway. I asked if they really thought that Zanna was a good representative for sustainability- she ripped out her house, takes lots of flights etc, and I thought it undermined DryRobes own sustainability claims. They said they can't comment on influencers but the brand itself represents sustainability so that's enough for them to partner.

Since then, anytime I see anyone ask whether or not they should buy a DryRobe I tell them their other actual sustainable options and they're often much cheaper too. (this comes up literally every day in my swim group chats)
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I also messaged them! Sent me the same response.

Westeryonder21 said:
I get the twisted bowel was very scary and it must suck worrying about it happening again...but after the fart would she not think no worries just trapped wind!?
She has literally just posted a story about having trapped gas and being painful. Not everything needs to be shared, Zanna 🙃🙃
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It’s such a weird thing to think I need to go on Instagram and tell the world about this. What is this world we’re living in with all these batshit crazies
 
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emilyamy

cactusvine said:
To be fair… these teeth look better than Zannas 🙊

Also anyone wanna bet/guess how many times she uses the word ‘wholesome’ on this trip?
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Hopefully we won't hear from her, isn't she suppose to be off the grid?

oh wait, this is Zanna Van Dijk...
 
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asdfghjklily

asdfghjklily

So she’s in the Maldives and look maybe I’m a prude but I wouldn’t ever wear a bikini top that was THAT REVEALING in front of my dad????????? Mostly because why would I want my dad to see my boobs like that YIKES. And yeah they are only boobs but it just feels really inappropriate??!! I don’t expect you all to agree with that hahahaha but yeah seems…an odd choice??
 
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emilyamy

asdfghjklily said:
So she’s in the Maldives and look maybe I’m a prude but I wouldn’t ever wear a bikini top that was THAT REVEALING in front of my dad????????? Mostly because why would I want my dad to see my boobs like that YIKES. And yeah they are only boobs but it just feels really inappropriate??!! I don’t expect you all to agree with that hahahaha but yeah seems…an odd choice??
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Insta boyfriend, nope. Insta Dad. Poor guy will play photographer for his holiday.
 
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CustardPie

CustardPie

Her sob story is absolutely bleeping sickening. I can't be bothered to count how many holidays she's had since March 2020 but it's more than all of us, and even if you put that aside, she has already been to the Maldives within the last 18 months. So is she really, REALLY, expecting us to feel sorry for her and her Dad?

REALLY Zambo?

Is there a bit of envy here? Possibly. Not of this specific holiday - scuba diving gives me the horrors (yes I've tried it) - but yeah I wish I could just hop off whenever I fancied. But mostly, it's the arrogance of this bleep. We're actually supposed to sympathise.

Stay offline, give us all a break. Stick your plastic swimsuits up your skinny arse. Go play with a shark's mouth.
 
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asdfghjklily

asdfghjklily

Letting her dads ears “rest” but not before seeing the dude that sorted her bowel out and going for a snorkel…..right…
 
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what!?

She went to maldives in December 2020 ! Twice in two years... ugh just go offline zanna, do us all a favor
 
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