"Ant and I are on top form". You know who doesn't bother telling people that they're doing GREAT in their relationship? People who are actually doing great in their relationship.Loving the Q&A. Especially the Meghan Markle-esque "thank you for asking"
However...
You missed out that you've got an enormous house that you're needlesslyrenovatingdecorating and you rarely buy your meals or in fact pay full price for anything and that your life is spent trying to flog your own items to your followers whilst basically begging for free stuff.