You're a burglar, but instead of stealing, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims.
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Reminds me of Friends when Chandler tidies up but then the sofa doesnβt line up with the rug and Joey canβt put his feet on the table
Dip wet spoons in the sugar and coffee pots
Empty the contents of the Hoover next to it
Turn the sofa cushions upside down
Empty the contents of the Hoover next to it
Turn the sofa cushions upside down
Hide all the TV remotes ans phone chargers
Steal the TV remotes AND drive by and change the channel occasionallyHusband says he would steal all TV remotes.
I'd probably leave my husband there tbh!
Change all the light bulbs to super-bright.
Melt a plastic chopping board onto the oven rack.
Put jam in their shoes.
Melt a plastic chopping board onto the oven rack.
Put jam in their shoes.
Iβd leave my 3 year old daughter there, that would definitely send them crazy.
Unplug the router - it'll be a lovely surprise when they realise they've been using 4G instead of WIFI 
Sprinkle glitter everywhere
Put on red lipstick and kiss all their mirrors. 
If they have sky digital take their sky cards 
You lot are quite ill 
In a good way.....You lot are quite ill
Change the language on their TV and sprinkle cress seeds all over all the carpets
Swap their Nice N Easy (ash blonde ) for an Paradise Blue Dylon 
Hide their mobile phones
Replace the sugar in the jar with salt
Write cheesy quotes on their walls
Delete their TV recordings
Turn their family photographs the wrong way round
Sprinkle cat litter everywhere
Stick goggly eyes all over the house
Put cling film over their toilet seat
Replace the sugar in the jar with salt
Write cheesy quotes on their walls
Delete their TV recordings
Turn their family photographs the wrong way round
Sprinkle cat litter everywhere
Stick goggly eyes all over the house
Put cling film over their toilet seat
That would be so annoying, on a holiday several years ago, we borrowed my parents caravan, and the tv kept randomly changing channels we would change it back and it would happen again - the tv was compleatly unusable. It took us nearly a week to realise the campervan on the next pitch had the same tv and we were in range for each other remotes!Steal the TV remotes AND drive by and change the channel occasionally
I would fill the place up with clowns.
Real clowns.
And then wait across the street to watch.
Real clowns.
And then wait across the street to watch.