~Wrap everything in tin foil.
~Unscrew the lightbulbs.
~Take all the doors off the hinges.
~Draw police body outlines on the floor.
~Leave elf on the shelf dolls everywhere. Especially if it’s July.
~Put the Christmas tree and Halloween decorations up.
~Leave post it notes on all their furniture or clothing with questions like
“Really!?” “Was this from a skip?”
Or “I came to rob your ass and even I don’t want this”