Adjust the seats in the car ,a little bit
You're a burglar, but instead of stealing, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims.
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turn the gas and electric off
Put the child lock on their washing machine, take all their teabags, hide their telly remote after leaving it on the god channel. Soak their bath mats so it all wet to stand on with bare feet, loosen the screws on their toliet seat, so it wobbles when they sit to pee in it. Fill their kitchen bins with smelly rubbish if it's a hot day. 
And mirrors
Buy several small furry animals from a Pet Shop, open their front door and release those babies to have fun. (not wishing harm on small animals, but it amuses me that they’d probably find the rabbit first, then the guinea pigs, then a few days later the mice and a random gerbil 
) They’d have a nightmare trying to contain them, and re-home them and generally be paranoid and finding more.
) They’d have a nightmare trying to contain them, and re-home them and generally be paranoid and finding more.
I'd just water some cress seeds into a fluffy rug. And wait.
Oh good one ! They could pick cress every day... with dog hairs and shoe dirt extra yummy.
Buy a pack of live locusts and put them into small containers.
Did this a few Easters ago, my kids got them in plastic eggs, my sister had them put in her weed box. It caused the household a minor inconvenience and the cats ended up thinking they were 10 men because they ate them.
Did this a few Easters ago, my kids got them in plastic eggs, my sister had them put in her weed box. It caused the household a minor inconvenience and the cats ended up thinking they were 10 men because they ate them.
Someone did this at work. But they left a kipper in the ceiling tiles above the managers toiletPut some prawns in the hems of the curtains.
I’d do nothing but leave a note saying that I had so it leaves them worrying.
This thread made me laugh.
A friend of a friend got burgled, don’t think they actually took much, but her telly was full of dust and they wrote on the screen with their finger “clean up you mucky witch”
A friend of a friend got burgled, don’t think they actually took much, but her telly was full of dust and they wrote on the screen with their finger “clean up you mucky witch”
Rub melted chocolate over their bed/bedding.
Leave a sleeping bag and lots of empty beer cans in their hallway.
Slightly cut open all the tea bags.
Put a stink bomb (or two) in their bathroom.
Put Boris Johnson support posters up in their windows.
Leave a sleeping bag and lots of empty beer cans in their hallway.
Slightly cut open all the tea bags.
Put a stink bomb (or two) in their bathroom.
Put Boris Johnson support posters up in their windows.
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About twenty years ago, my parents house developed serious foundation problems, so the insurance company sent around various contractors to get quotes.This thread made me laugh.
A friend of a friend got burgled, don’t think they actually took much, but her telly was full of dust and they wrote on the screen with their finger “clean up you mucky witch”
While one set was looking around, I went and wrote on the car WASH ME PLEASE
and I showed it to my dad after they left. He was furious, he made sure they didn't get the job.
Twenty years later he still doesn't know, and my wife and I still have an occasional laugh thinking about it.
Hide some shellfish in their underwear drawer.
Swap their toothpaste for some piles/anusol cream instead.
Wipe their toothbrush around the inside of the loo
Have a ton of manure delivered on their drive
Oh god, I feel awful now.
Swap their toothpaste for some piles/anusol cream instead.
Wipe their toothbrush around the inside of the loo
Have a ton of manure delivered on their drive
Oh god, I feel awful now.
Hide all the TV remotes ans phone chargers 
I am so sorry to laugh but this reminds me of home alone Marvin goes down the icy steps and he's sliding everywhere
Buy some crickets and scatter them around the house.
chirp chirp
chirp chirp
Find and ant's nest and put it in the bed
Shake the vacuum cleaner all around the house so they have to clean it all up again
Shake the vacuum cleaner all around the house so they have to clean it all up again
Some of these things are going beyond mildly inconvenient, but are quite funny. And clearly just show we all have a dark side inside of us.