You're a burglar, but instead of stealing, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims.

[motherofdonkeys]

Turn the toilet rolls the wrong way round

 

[NoHellNo]

Leave a glow in the dark picture of Chris Ingham on the ceiling above the master bed

 

[Oohthedrama]

Lie in their bed and eat toast so they have to sleep in breadcrumbs

And leave toast crumbs in the butter tub

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~Wrap everything in tin foil.
~Unscrew the lightbulbs.
~Take all the doors off the hinges.
~Draw police body outlines on the floor.
~Leave elf on the shelf dolls everywhere. Especially if it’s July.
~Put the Christmas tree and Halloween decorations up.
~Leave post it notes on all their furniture or clothing with questions like
“Really!?” “Was this from a skip?”
Or “I came to rob your ass and even I don’t want this”

 

[Gellymaccy]

Lie in their bed and eat toast so they have to sleep in breadcrumbs

 

[Gellymaccy]

Swap the sugar with the salt

 

[Bobbleowl90]

This thread made me laugh.

A friend of a friend got burgled, don’t think they actually took much, but her telly was full of dust and they wrote on the screen with their finger “clean up you mucky bitch”

 

[Supyall]

Strip their bedding

 

[GiggleBee]

Sprinkle glitter everywhere

 

[SavetheDrama]

Leave a glow in the dark picture of Chris Ingham on the ceiling above the master bed

OP said “mildly inconvenience”!

 

[Not Today Satan]

Put googly eyes on all their photos

 

[Prodcon21]

Take all the labels off the tin cans. What’s for tea tonight? Is it soup? Or mushy peas?

 

[H12345]

Strip their bedding

oooooo that would piss me off takes me for ever to make a bed

 

[H12345]

Super glue their locks

Hide their car keys

Turn their fridge off

Leave their milk out

Shit in their toilet and not flush

 

[allsmileshere]

Take all the left shoes in the house. Then squeeze out toothpaste and replace with mayo

 

[SavetheDrama]

Take out all batteries from remotes etc and put them back in the wrong way around.

 

[Porkiepies]

Leave fish heads behind the radiator.
Remove fuses from plugs.
Hide remote control somewhere obscure like the garden shed.
Hide phone chargers too.

 

[michelle1990]

I’d leave my 3 year old daughter there, that would definitely send them crazy.

 

[SavetheDrama]

I’m shocked by the villainous ways expressed in these comments - the influencers are right, we ARE evil

 

[Sp20191]

Hide the router!

 

[black ripped skinnies]

Husband says he would steal all TV remotes.

I'd probably leave my husband there tbh!