Adjust the seats in the car ,a little bit
And mirrorsAdjust the seats in the car ,a little bit
Oh good one ! They could pick cress every day... with dog hairs and shoe dirt extra yummy.I'd just water some cress seeds into a fluffy rug. And wait.
Someone did this at work. But they left a kipper in the ceiling tiles above the managers toiletPut some prawns in the hems of the curtains.
About twenty years ago, my parents house developed serious foundation problems, so the insurance company sent around various contractors to get quotes.This thread made me laugh.
A friend of a friend got burgled, don’t think they actually took much, but her telly was full of dust and they wrote on the screen with their finger “clean up you mucky witch”
I am so sorry to laugh but this reminds me of home alone Marvin goes down the icy steps and he's sliding everywhereok this one would cause an injury but hey ho - spray polish on the laminate floor..... this has happened to me when i have been over zealous with the cleaning and my it is slippy.
- hide the forks.
- Take off all the 'series links' on the TV planner
- Permanently delete the things they have set to 'keep'
- take/break the caps off aerosols
- empty the wash basket and put the dirty washing on it, not in it (a little peeve of mine)
- Change the PIN number on the alarm (that clearly I know cos I broke in, but not if i live nearby)
- Similar to the battery one earlier, take fuses out of plugs (mum used to do that to me when i was grounded - cow)
- Change the decaf coffee to full fat.