Ronan Keating - bleep.
Jameela Jamil - another bleep. absolute weapon. I can’t even discuss why I dislike her cause I will just make myself angry.
Beyoncé - Over rated and hasn’t made a good song in nearly a decade
George Ezra - nothing against him personally but his voice is grating
Kristen Bell - heehehe I’m so teeny tiny and cute but so crass and dirty mouthed, shut the duck up you bleep.
Russell Brand - needs a dettol bath and a weekly penicillin shot as he’s a walking venereal disease.
Chrissy Teigen - bully, likes to bully children online, when it was clearly obvious Courtney stodden was a victim of grooming, she thought it was great to insult Courtney. Let’s also not ignore the stuff she said about little girls on twitter, implying she was turned on by little girls on the show toddlers and tiaras. She’s a chipmunk faced bleep who has no claim to fame other than her raging homosexual husbands tit song about her.
Ellie Goulding - I dislike her face and her voice. She always looks like she’s in holding in a tit but is putting on a serious face to hide the fact she’s holding in a tit.
Chris Pratt - I can not stand him after finding out he cheated on Anna Faris after he lost the weight and became a film star, whilst Anna was the breadwinner for the majority of their marriage. Then he marries another woman and becomes a devout Christian Evangelical who is in a church that is openly homophobic and ignores his child with Anna.
Amanda Holden - YOUR CLAIM TO FAME IS MARRYING LES DENNIS AND HAVING AN AFFAIR. WHY ARE YOU STILL ON THE TV !?
YOU SILICON HEADED bleep.
The weird incest siblings on Gogglebox. The sister is always laughing at stuff that is not funny and her chicken faced duck of a brother who has an obsession with his penis and telling his sister about his penis.
Jennifer Lawrence - “HAHAHA I LIKE LOVE PIZZA AND WEARING NO TROUSERS, I MADE OVER 2 MILLION IN ONE DAY. I AM SO RELATABLE!”
Elon Musk - An apartheid prince who is lauded as a genius. When in reality he is an investor who just bought people’s ideas and companies with his families apartheid money and passed them off as his own and is constantly fighting with ugly dirty looking girlfriend online rather than looking after their washing machine named baby. He was born with a silver spoon and upgraded himself to the platinum cultery set of life.
Jesy Nelson - I know the girl has mental health problems but she is doing herself no favours by plastering a duck ton of makeup, doing her hair, slapping a filter on her and then posting a selfie saying “I woke up like this” get therapy and get out of the public eye.
Rita Ora - why is she still on my telly?
Chloe from Geordie Shore - Pete Burns reincarnated and sat in front of a candle for a day.
Gwyneth Paltrow - Big Bird who can’t act and plays the same roles over and over again. She looks like one of the kids from Hanson, how in any way is she deemed beautiful. Don’t get me started on Goop. Her fanny smelling candles, gold vibrators and her vegan going ons. Yes we get it you like bird seed. Not wearing sun screen and blaming her good genes for not having sun aged skin yet looks like a blood hound in a wind tunnel as her face is stapled to the back of her head.