Frankie Boyle. Nasty old alkie who made his career making mean old statements disguised as edgy humour about disabled kids, did the now inevitable middle aged formerly edgy white straight man transformation into a totally po-faced, now totally unfunny wokester who has the temerity to witter about not punching down to keep getting gigs at the BBC. Am certain he's got some nasty skeletons in his closet, given how bizarrely pious he tries to act now.
Tess Holiday. A joke model originally signed to get her agency some publicity, who spreads fatuous ideas that being 400lb on a 5' 2" body won't harm anyone's health, and is a general desperate starfucking c*unt with a long history of lying, and ripping off her unfortunate fans who are going to die young by following her example.
Philip Schofield. Nasty middle-aged man with a penchant for teenage boys in the workplace, playing Kevin Spacey gay card to try and outmanoeuvre the young man who wised up and went public on his skeevy arse. Is there anything to like about him?
Beyonce, or rather people who stan her like she's some kind of goddess descended from the heavens. She's vapid as fuck, please find better heroes.
Chrissy Teigan. No idea what she IS. Model? Actress? All I ever see is her popping up in the news for Twitter spats or making an huge deal about gynaecological problems best kept private. Seems like a total generic bimbo who slides by on a pretty face.
India Knight. For being India Knight, an absolute piece of work in of of herself, and choosing to continue to be married to a p*dophile. Why does she still have actual fans?
Jack Monroe. Fucking poverty drag practitioner, the absolute worst. So irritating I can't even face entering her threads here much. Had a spidey sense she was full. of. shite. from the time she had her Grauniad column where she made stupid suggestions about rinsing the tomato sauce off baked beans instead of buying a 30p can of actual beans, and making claims I've always considered specious about her background. Turns out I was right. I also predicted she was a massive alky because no-one shows up with that hair without a substance abuse issue.