Jack Whitehall.
You can't even take the funny away from him, as he is as funny as rampant genital herpes. Add to that that he's an absolute bleeping prick, then you have to ask yourself "what is this absolute tool doing on the television?".
Lorraine Kelly
I have to stop repeating words 5 times per sentence after watching her, along with her showing no engagement with her guests other than seemingly floundering to find the correct words for her next sentence (by saying things like "that's really really really really really really (what the duck am I going to say?!) really really really interesting!).
Literally any reality star.
They are an insult to anyone's intelligence, and I literally couldn't give a tuppeny tit about what happens minute by bleeping minute once they reproduce.
Robert Peston
I wish when he reclines on a chair as though he couldn't care less about protocol, because "he's the man", he'd recline into a vat of acid. Or piss maybe.
Rochelle Hulmes, Jesy Nelson, Frankie Bridge
The Collins Dictionary definition of vacuous, dullard shitness.
Robbie Williams
Just duck off.