Comedy edition post cos I have SOOOOO much beef with the comedy world:
James Corden.
He literally is the only one who thinks he's funny. America, ya didn't keep Piers Morgan, ya need to keep this tosser. You OWE US.
Ricky Gervais.
Love what hes doing for animal rights but he is the most unfunny person on the planet. Watched an ep of the Office from beginng to end and didn't even laugh once.
He does have one of the most punchable faces on the planet though so he has that goin for him
Karl Pilkington is funnier IMO.
Stephen Merchant looks like the evil dead and looks like he could give the Guinness world records holder for who can bulge their eye out furthest a run for their money.
Lee Evans.
Don't know where he's gone, dont really care as long as I don't have to see him all over the place. Used to run around the stage like a kid that's just snorted sugar, but actually liked him in There's Something About Mary, only thing that he's ever made a success.
Michael McIntyre.
Just hate everything about him. EVERYTHINGGGGGG.
John Bishop.
Used to like him, actually went to see him a few times back in the day, but his jokes are now as old as he is and keeps goin on about how his kids think he's a knobhead. Not just your kids think you're a knobhead now John.....
Steve Coogan.
Him as Alan Partridge.... I just don't get why any of it is funny. Thought he was ok as Paul and Pauline Calf but AP......Just get in the bin. Also his 5 minute fling with Courtney Love was a bizzare time. Must have been like shagging a jar of mayo
Jimmy Carr.
Got the personality and head of a potato.
And that laugh grates on me like fingers down a chalkboard. Pay ya taxes and sit the
duck down fuckface!
Amy Schumer.
Just don't get her. Why is she famous and why does she foolishly think she's a comedian?
Sarah Millican.
Her voice annoys me and all she bangs on about is her fuckin fella leaving her before she got "famous" and how he's probably crying about it now. No love he's probably fuckin relieved he's got away from a basket case that thinks she's funny.
Sarah Silverman.
The worst of them all. One that ya think actually she is semi-funny, is relatable and looks like she'd be your best friend but fuckin hell that
witch is rotten to the core on the inside. She also has psycho eyes. Ones that look like they can see into your very soul. Fuckin creepy.