What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while drunk, and how did you get over it?

[ReginaPhalangee]

Oh god this is awful, but it might be cathartic to confess it I guess?
Years ago I was really drunk at a party at my brother’s house and ended up smoking in the garden with my sister-in-law’s older brother (he’s about 10 years older than me). Anyway we’d always had a bit of a flirtation and I did have a little crush on him, but we ended up discussing whether we could have a one night stand and it not get weird. I said I’d probably develop feelings so it wasn’t a good idea, but later on in the night after more shots declared that he “wouldn’t be able to handle me in bed” because I was apparently “wild” while he looked absolutely shocked. Then repeated a rumour I’d heard about him that I apparently wasn’t supposed to know so he spent a good portion of the party upstairs being upset and having to be consoled by my sister-in-law The next day my brother rang me to try and find out who I had heard the rumour from but I didn’t want to drop the person in it as they were also related to my sis-in-law, but I was too hungover to think on my feet and it was all just a massive cringey mess. It’s been nearly 10 years, I’m married with 2 kids now and I dunno if he remembers any of it but I cringe into a little ball if that night pops into my head. I just have avoided him as much as possible ever since and at family things plaster a rictus grin on my face and do a customary false “hiiiii how are youuuu” and air kisses before hastily fleeing the area. Pretty sure my brother and his wife know about the crush I had as well which makes it even worse!

 

[whisperchat]

I fell up stairs and then back down backwards and a security guard caught me and propped me back up… before telling me it was time to hit the road I was just trying to get up to the smoking area lol this was the years of clubbing in Brighton…Had some really messy nights.. I remember another night me and my friend left the club at about 2am and went and sat on the beach.. across from us there were a group of guys, Skinny dipping in the sea! yes it was bloody freezing… my friend in her drunken state decided it would be hilarious to start throwing pebbles at them, which did get their attention but they thought it was me so all I remember is seeing this huge naked man running towards me.. he literally picked me up and threw me in the sea with him!! I was fully clothed. It was horrendous I woke up in bed, still in the damp/wet clothes..I was like wtf, still a bit drunk and disoriented. Thought I’d wet myself at first but then it all started coming back to me

 

[Samf2020]

When I was a teenager I was on holiday with family, went swimming in the sea, got out and had the worst headache which was getting worse and worse by the minute. Everyone including strangers on the beach were really concerned for me, laying me down, covering me up, fanning me and giving me water thinking I had sun stroke or something. Ended up being taken to hospital and when I was waiting to see a doctor I put my hand on my forehead and realised this whole ordeal was cos my goggles were on too tight round my head

Also was in a club once completely off my tits. Everyones running off for some reason and my mates are trying to pull me off the dancefloor and I'm like "naaaaaah leave me alone this tunes about to drop any sec"
Turns out there was a bomb scare and I'd been dancing to the fire alarm for a good few mins

I was having a shit day at work and just found this thread. Your post made me cry with laughter. Thank you I will think of you dancing to a fire alarm when I need a laugh.

 

[Londoncailín]

I just remembered the last wedding I was at. I was so drunk on the dance floor and I was performing such epic dance moves, that I knocked over the bride. Thankfully, she saw the funny side of it.
I got over this cringefest by remaining on the dance floor and not giving an absolute shit. #clink

 

[bunnyboo]

I went to a gay club with my bestie when we were about 20 and he wanted to introduce me to this lad that he'd been seeing for a month. I got bad vibes from this guy the second I met him. He was very good looking but extremely arrogant and something just seemed.. off? He stayed with me and my friend for 20 mins and then he disappeared. I went out for a smoke whilst my friend went looking for him, but he came back without him. At this point, we were both already quite tipsy and thought fuck it, let's just go in and have fun. We did more shots, started dancing, having a good time etc. At some point later, I wanted to go for another smoke so as we both stumbled out towards the smoking area.. I saw my friend's boyfriend getting stuck into someone else! Like so blatantly too, he and this guy were sitting on one of couches playing tongue hockey for Ireland. And this is when I saw red, and decided I was going to kick the shit out of this guy (what can say, I'm a loyal friend lol). I think I literally jumped on him. For context though, I'm a 4'11 woman and this guy was a 6ft gym bro Just as I was about to hit him with my shoe, two drag queens dragged me off him saying "Honey, he's not worth it!!" lmaoooo. I was RAGING. I ended up in the dressing room where the drag queens get ready and they were genuinely so nice to me lol. My friend and I still laugh about that night, 8 years later.

 

[Al Fresco]

Went on a drinking session after work and got a later train. I ran to get on as the doors closed and left one of my shoes on the platform.

 

[nutty]

yep all in one night

You win!

 

[Matricks]

25th birthday. Went to a club with a few friends, ended up drunk as a skunk, and decided how fun it would be to do a karaoke of "Do you think I'm sexy", while stripping off down to my underpants and socks!

I don't remember any of it of course. And an even greater advantage was because it was over 30 years ago there were no mobile phones or cameras to show evidence of my ill-judged actions!

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I shuddered just thinking back on my drunken antics

 

[Londoncailín]

About 25 years ago I went to a work Christmas do. I'd left the company the previous summer but was still in touch with people so got invited back. We started off on Campari and soda and I was pissed before even arriving. I did a table dance, interrupted a speech one of the Directors gave to call him a 'fat welsh cunt' and propositioned a junior IT guy in a cab on the way home asking him if he'd like me to suck his cock. I was MORTIFIED for years afterwards, I wrote a letter to the Director to apologise but he wasn't having it. I was yellow for the next month as my liver was so overloaded. Dire.

Fat Welsh cunt This made me lol

 

[Margesimpson]

My friend also shit herself on a girls trip away as well in our room. And when I say shit, it was a violent vindaloo poo somehow induced by copious amounts of wine. And when I say shit herself I mean she shat herself including pants and leggings but also a lot mysteriously got onto the carpet and then she got it ALL over the bathroom including the walls, tiles, towels. She was sick as well at the same time but that part pales into insignificance. We all woke really early because the commotion got us up too and my friend was just farting completely naked having thrown all her clothes in the bathroom bin and not bothered to wear a towel or more clothes.

this is also filed under the worst things I’ve ever seen experience. She actually took it like a champ the next day, mostly because she was still drunk so we ended up having to clean the majority as best we could

im lying in bed absolutely pissing myself at this... proper can’t talk laughing. My 12 yr old piped up what are you laughing at but it’s taken me 5 mins to read it out to him. Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages

 

[Londoncailín]

I was so drunk I couldn't get my key in the door so climbed through the open kitchen window and went straight to bed . Woke up to 2 women staring at me.

Couldn't get the key in the door because it wasn't my house

Oh and Timmy mallet did an appearance at our local nightclub. I was maybe 18 and very pissed I have no idea why but I started throwing all my 2p coins out of my purse at him because he wouldn't let me on stage to play wackaday. I just remember getting carted out by 2 bouncers kicking and screaming with my skirt round my waist

The involvement of Timmy Mallet makes this even more funny

 

[birdiefly246]

Works Xmas party. A senior manager asked me, in front of my hubby, what my hubby had that he didn’t. To which I replied very loudly “a big cock”. I was mortified to discover this the next day although everyone else found it hilarious

To be fair, I don't know what kind of relationship you have with your senior manager but that is a very rude thing to ask someone anyway but in front of their husband?!

It is hilarious though and quite frankly imo the guy deserved it

 

[Londoncailín]

I have way too many embarrassing and cringey tales don’t know if I could choose just one. I’ve decided this year to give up alcohol for good (4.5 months so far). I look forward to reading this thread

I could fill most of the thread with my ridiculous drunken antics also I can’t wait to hear other peoples confessions!

 

[rollthedice]

I’m an identical twin who is teetotal but apparently the worst thing I did whilst drunk was ask a bus driver to drop me at my parents house whilst telling him I was a butterfly and flirting with the passengers...apparently I had a great night out! He obvs wasn’t buying that it was my twin sister who was the partying type!

 

[whisperchat]

So glad I found this thread I’ve been reading through it laughing my head off!! I’ve had so many questionable moments whilst drunk… cringe. One of them was when me and my partner were going to Italy a few years ago and I got quite drunk at the airport… continued to drink on the plane.. completely broke the seal by that point so was going for a wee every 10 mins… being at high altitudes doesn’t help lol. Anyway, when I came out of the toilet I swung the door open and a cabin crew member was kneeling down and I hit her in the head and back…with the door.. nearly knocked the poor girl out I apologised so many times making myself look even worse lol and then stumbled back to my seat shaming at myself … walked straight past our seats and got lost.. turned around looking for where the F I was supposed to be and saw my boyfriend waving at me . Never drinking on a flight again!

 

[Youre a wizard Harry]

Too many to choose from so I’ll go for 2 because I cringe at both:
1. I went out for drinks with one of my best friends when I was home from uni. We went out really early before meeting some other friends in a club as we were both so bored of being home. I got so drunk I was sick all over my trousers in the club toilets, and when I had finished throwing my guts up I went onto the dance floor (without cleaning trousers off) and tried to get with another friend who I had a thing for

2 when I was 18, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me out of the blue and moved on almost immediately. I was heartbroken so naturally I got with the first person that showed me attention. Stayed at new boyfriends house after a night out, and was still drunk the next morning. Got the bus home (still wearing previous nights clothes) and decided it would be a good idea to sit next to my ex’s mum I don’t remember the conversation but I think I told her where I was on my way home from and i stank of booze.

 

[When Life Gives You Lmons]

Not my most embarrassing, but I once got off the tube after a night out, made my way to the exit, then sat down on the floor crying by the ticket machines. A man came over and asked me if I was OK and I told him I couldn't remember how to get home. Anyone who is familiar with the Northern line will feel my pain. Trying navigate that fucker drunk is impossible. I got a cab in the end!

Gosh, I have so many but may just leave it here.

 

[Sam Wood]

Not me but my husbands brother in law got that steaming on holiday he tried to kiss my hubby’s nan. We literally had to take him home, she was mortified but if still cracks me up

 

[Babyyoda88]

This was when I was 17 on a school foreign holiday. I got really drunk with a friend in a bar and caught. We were escorted back to our hotel rooms by a teacher. I went to fall on the bed but fell between the beds and wet myself. I then cried to the teacher telling them “I want my mummy” I think I just avoided looking her ever again after that tbh.