What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while drunk, and how did you get over it?

[under the ivy]

Oh where to start

I once got drunk at a wedding where it was the first time I’d be meeting my ex-boyfriends friends. I was nervous drinking and ended up becoming really drunk and tearing up the dance floor I was known as <exes name> wild girlfriend for a while. I had to meet his parents the day after as well and was really hungover.

I got drunk after 2nd year exams at university with my course mates... that ended up in getting a piercing. One of my course mates said ‘I feel like getting a piercing’ and I said ‘so do I let’s do it’. I’ve still got the piercing today but had to pretend to the piercer I was as sober as a judge

Another university story; I was vegetarian for nearly 10 years and went on a night out. Got drunk in Tiger Tiger (classy) and exclaimed to my friend that I needed a McChicken Sandwich and sat on the pavement devouring it, drunk as hell. I wasn’t a vegetarian after that lol.

Just remembered another alcohol related story. Said wedding was in August and I got invited to the couples house for a NYE party. Months prior to the wedding the stag party (ex included) went to a strip club (how original) but I didn’t think anything of it. So at the NYE party, had a lot to drink and ended up blurting out that the stags went to a strip club. None of the girlfriends/wives of the stags knew and they all fell out Oops.

 

[ClockworkDolly]

I have done plenty of embarrassing things whilst sober. I really don’t need to be drunk.

 

[caitlinbullen]

Hahahahaha omfg was that the end of your relationship!?!

Bizarrely he sulked for a day or two then forgave me. God knows why. We didn’t break up for another 2 yrs! I’ve never been very good at dumping people; my default strategy is just to act like a big enough dick that they dump me and save me the hassle.

 

[Disneylover88]

Late to the thread but on my hen do I stayed in a huge party room that slept 20 of my besties! We had a pool party with a £1k bar tab & constantly being brought shots! I was helped to bed by my bridesmaids at the end of the night, soaking swimming costume peeled off me. I was sharing a bed with a pal and started cuddling her in my naked drunken state - she jumped out of the bed immediately haha. Woke up in the morning naked obvs and crept to the bathroom to have a wee and was then told that my pals had seen it all already, that I had gotten up in the middle of the night, clearly disoriented, stood at the end of the bed and had a wee on the floor thinking I was at the toilet! It was 5 years ago and I am still not over it to this day! Spoilt the rest of my hen party for me

 

[Cloak]

I went on a work night out and we went for a curry which I have no recollection of, I apparently fell asleep face down in my plate of curry, then I had to do detective work to find out how I got home by checking my tube history. we were only two tube stops away from my stop but I’d gone the wrong way all the way up the northern line. I have a very hazy memory of just getting on the first bus I saw that had a place name I recognised, even though it was in completely the wrong direction on the opposite end of the tube line. Eventually (after about 1.5 hours of travelling in the wrong direction) I must have realised and made my way back, as my oyster history told me. Idiot!!

another time I was wasted at a bus stop and couldn’t work out where I was or how to get home and my boyfriend on the phone at 3am was asking me to name places I could see as I wasn’t cooperating in any way other than naming shops. He managed to work it out with google maps and came to rescue me on the bus I was about half an hour away!

 

[DoctorWho]

I was on holiday with friends. One evening we arrived back to the hotel. We stepped out of the lift and walked straight into our room. The door was unlocked. A guy was standing there naked. I asked what are you doing in our room? He said he was in his room. Then one of my friends said we are on the wrong floor. She had gone outside to check. We were in his room. It was so embarrassing. We spent the rest of the holiday avoiding him

Also on a night out with friends I stepped on the table to get to the other side. The table collapsed because I had stepped on the part that was not joined together. I thought it was a solid table. I landed on my face.

reminds me of a time I dropped a tray of about £60 worth of cocktails on the floor In front of a bar full of people

 

[boomska]

Omg my thread!

-broke my ankle after falling down THREE stairs, didn’t even see them.
-cried in a Wetherspoons on my birthday where my friend worked at the end of the car.
-“lost” a tampon, cried when my friend said it was time to go home and I came clean about my tampon and all he could say was “we’ll find it when we get home.” I was staying at my friends house and threw up on myfriends sofa and took off my playsuit to clean it (I had a change of clothes for the morning!).
-peed my pants while waiting with my friends for their taxi outside. Luckily they didn’t notice.
-lots of drunk texting/calling.
-after prinks we were in the taxi and I KNEW I was going to be sick and didn’t have enough time to stay to the taxi to pull over, so I threw up my in handbag. One of our friends forgot our tickets to the club so he asked the taxi driver to pull over so he could sprint back to the house. I got out the same time and tried to clean my handbag (that had my phone, keys, makeup etc) in it with snow LOL my phone was ruined. I did manage to get into the club and I saw my friend and I said “I’ve thrown up in my handbag”

those are my best ones!
i sound like a liability but I swear I’m not

 

[prozacprincess]

Not me on this occasion but my Gran

When my mum re-married she had her reception in the function room of a gay pub. My Gran who’d been on her favourite tipple of vodka and pineapple, went off to the toilets following a ‘woman’ in a sparkly dress into the gents . We laughed it off and thought nothing more of it until she’d not been seen for nearly an hour. I drew the short straw and had to go off to the gents to find her. I go in and nearly get taken out by a flying toilet seat … my Gran had thrown it over he top of the cubicle in temper after spending nearly an hour trying to use it to pry open the door. She was trapped in a cubicle in the gents and in her drunken state thought ripping off the toilet seat to use as a crowbar would be a good plan

Oh and it runs in the family …

My mum got so drunk in a nightclub that we had to be escorted out after she unplugged the DJ equipment because she wanted to sleep. We had to set off walking home because no taxi would take her in that state, and heading through a city park she decided she still wanted to sleep there and then and made a homeless man get off a bench so she could lie down instead. When we got back she raided my housemates freezer stash of steak and cooked and ate the lot despite being a vegetarian for over 20 years at the time.

 

[Guyyyyyzzzzzz]

We went camping woke up to my friend just sat there glaring at me. So I said you ok?

She was like you nearly got us battered last night.

My mum says I drink like a fish it doesn’t touch the sides so once I’m drunk I’ll drink anything you know cause I’m thirsty we’ll anything but water like you should drink.


I’m apparently a closet Leeds Utd fan spent the night/morning chanting Leeds songs run into a couple of Man U fans started verbally abusing them and offered to fight them all.

So me an larger don’t get along.


Tried tequila and I couldn’t work out how to do it so I figured the salt/lime duo it’s bullshit so I tried it with strawberries que me being sick everywhere all over my best friend the smell still makes me now.

 

[BigBrenda]

Another one I went day drinking with my bf now husband and had to go back to Hounslow from Clapham Jct. long journey I got on the train at rush hour it was packed. I knew I was going to be sick so I just stood up pushed the button to get off, before the doors couldn’t open I’m projectile vomiting rose wine sick everywhere. Some lovely man took me off the train cleaned me up gave me tissues and put me back on the train.

*could

 

[Maxine1974]

That is an amazing come back to a comedy

the nights all a blur but I remember getting up and the comedian jumped on me saying something like oh is your mum coming to collect you and it was the first thing that popped into my head. Definitely got a laugh anyway (until I whipped the boobies out that was just a step too far)

 

[under the ivy]

Oh where to start

I once got drunk at a wedding where it was the first time I’d be meeting my ex-boyfriends friends. I was nervous drinking and ended up becoming really drunk and tearing up the dance floor I was known as <exes name> wild girlfriend for a while. I had to meet his parents the day after as well and was really hungover.

I got drunk after 2nd year exams at university with my course mates... that ended up in getting a piercing. One of my course mates said ‘I feel like getting a piercing’ and I said ‘so do I let’s do it’. I’ve still got the piercing today but had to pretend to the piercer I was as sober as a judge

Another university story; I was vegetarian for nearly 10 years and went on a night out. Got drunk in Tiger Tiger (classy) and exclaimed to my friend that I needed a McChicken Sandwich and sat on the pavement devouring it, drunk as hell. I wasn’t a vegetarian after that lol.

 

[Randomer8269]

Squatted and pissed on the road just as my mum pulled up to pick me up (mid-flow). How did I get over it? I haven’t

 

[Kezza_69]

My problem is, when sober, I give myself a talking to, dont do this, dont do that and definitely dont get your tits out. I usually ended up doing all of the above
On 1 particular day . . Day drinking I lap danced for a guy and then jokingly ended up piss taking a guy for having a girls name.
Fast forward to the following day, horribly hung over, when I could finally get out of bed, I head to the supermarket. . 1st guy I saw, lap dancing man
Promptly followed by girls named man serving me on the deli counter!!
Cringe . . My day drinking days are thankfully over and I rarely get my tits out either

 

[Nolongerjustalurker]

A better question for me would be ‘Who is the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while drunk...?’
I once made a bet on a night out with a friend that I wouldn’t sleep with his friend.. Lost that bet, it’s like the bet made him more enticing

 

[Sibz]

This is more funny than embarrassing... but I got drunk and started dancing to the macarena, but it was saturday night (the song) that was playing. I got confused and was too drunk to notice everyone around me was dancing a completely different dance til halfway through

 

[LM1]

I went on a girls weekend in a cabin, i only knew a few of the girls but everyone was really nice.. We all had loads to drink and I went to bed, I was sharing a room with my friend we had two single beds, through the night I was moving and it felt weird, I woke up and I was in another bed, (clothed thankfully), two of the girls (who I'd never met until that day) who were related and sharing a double room and I'd got in the middle of them at some point in the night. I shot out of the room and back into my bed hoping they hadn't noticed. They didn't remember me actually getting but thankfully found it hilarious

 

[Pinkpenguinx]

Met my ex husband
Divorced him

Apparently once I had a wee in broad daylight in the street after an afternoon of drinking with a friend , I have no recommendations of it . Got in a taxi , kicked out the taxi for being sick , went and sat on a wall/fence thing outside Mcdonalds anf fell off it

 

[Londoncailín]

Not me, but OH bought a horse when drunk, embarrassing for him, as he doesn’t like horses and I won’t let him forget it. I still have said horse and love her to bits!

Reading this has made me feel much better. Very recently I made a drunken purchase of two very expensive tickets for a west end show. I had zero knowledge of this purchase until I received an email many weeks later with my e-tickets I thoroughly enjoyed the show, but my bank balance didn't!

 

[Londoncailín]

Stripped naked in front of most family members
Messaged the wrong person on Facebook who I thought was the girl my ex was shagging behind my back.
Fallen off a 8ft podium.
Need I continue?

Oh my favourite was pulling some guy, was sleeping and woke up about 5am for a pee. Obviously as I hadn’t been there before I didn’t know my way around.
after going for my pee, I then proceeded to climb into his parents bed, stark naked

Omg...were they really happy to see you?!