Thank you to @FakeSmile for the thread title.
It's also pretty apt for the recap for the previous thread.
It's also pretty apt for the recap for the previous thread.
Whatmummymakes #15 Nina’s off washing the car with the other, Bex has no content with no one to smother
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Pointless photo of Nina for all you doubters out there!
Four months!!! Four months that took to have enough to go on for a new thread! Do something interesting Bec, I dare you
Here’s to another few months of the odd ‘gram post of Nini’s creepy dance moves while Bex snorts in the background like a Gloucester Old Spot with sleep apnea, reposts of weaning sheep making ripped off muffin recipes, and bowls of microwave rice covered with black sesame seeds for a ‘so yummy’ lunch complete with a puffy eyed Moomin selfie.
Here’s to another few months of the odd ‘gram post of Nini’s creepy dance moves while Bex snorts in the background like a Gloucester Old Spot with sleep apnea, reposts of weaning sheep making ripped off muffin recipes, and bowls of microwave rice covered with black sesame seeds for a ‘so yummy’ lunch complete with a puffy eyed Moomin selfie.
Recap: Bex pretending Ninas with her 24/7 has taken over from pretending not to be married. Gram content down the pan with non weaning content.
Bex today prooving with pics Ninas with her, Nina ive dressed u like your 15 pose like your 15. Good girl.
On way to London with Nina so expect a LOT of content!! Including how bad breakfast bacon is, all the food indulgance in London of Nina who rarely has sugary snacks
expect lots of moon faces and puffy eyes. Expect a lot of a 5 year old told to act and dress like shes in her teens.
Bex today prooving with pics Ninas with her, Nina ive dressed u like your 15 pose like your 15. Good girl.
On way to London with Nina so expect a LOT of content!! Including how bad breakfast bacon is, all the food indulgance in London of Nina who rarely has sugary snacks
expect lots of moon faces and puffy eyes. Expect a lot of a 5 year old told to act and dress like shes in her teens.Can't believe she wasn't down there earlier to watch the carlisle match at wembley
It's so easy to not buy your 5 year old a crop top though 
plenty of other options out there
plenty of other options out thereWhat’s the bet the exciting work thing is a meeting where her publishers are going to let her know they won’t be publishing any more pastry bibles it’s time for another exciting edition of how much can we eat in a few days. Bingo cards at the ready. I’m calling a massive Chinese tonight, hotel breakfast with at least three courses, mooch about the shops to pick up some random tat, trip to the theatre with Nina dressed like an 80s bridesmaid and take away in the hotel room.
it’s time for another exciting edition of how much can we eat in a few days. Bingo cards at the ready. I’m calling a massive Chinese tonight, hotel breakfast with at least three courses, mooch about the shops to pick up some random tat, trip to the theatre with Nina dressed like an 80s bridesmaid and take away in the hotel room.I dunno I think she might go a bit out there and have a bubble tea 
You’d think with all the underage grooming stories in the news that Bex would think twice about a) letting her 5 year old wear a crop top and b) actually buying a crop top for her 5 year old 
absolutely atrocious parenting, I’m calling it as a ‘she’s been with her Dad and I must do something to make myself number 1 parent and try to be cool’ purchase 
Roll on the London trip, I’m also calling bingo on
- Hotel bacon commentary
- 3 meals out every day, plus shnackssss
- Panini dressed inappropriately
- Theatre trip to Matilda
- Cab rides everywhere because Bex and her heaving bosom cannot cope with the tube and buses
absolutely atrocious parenting, I’m calling it as a ‘she’s been with her Dad and I must do something to make myself number 1 parent and try to be cool’ purchase Roll on the London trip, I’m also calling bingo on
- Hotel bacon commentary
- 3 meals out every day, plus shnackssss
- Panini dressed inappropriately
- Theatre trip to Matilda
- Cab rides everywhere because Bex and her heaving bosom cannot cope with the tube and buses
Watching age inappropriate movies in the hotel room as a ‘GaLs nIgHt iN’
Bathtub in the middle of the bedroom with Nina sipping on a mocktail
Face masks & spa treatment that Nina’s been begging for?
Maybe an afternoon tea at the ritz which apparently has been on Nina’s wish list since birth too
Bathtub in the middle of the bedroom with Nina sipping on a mocktail
Face masks & spa treatment that Nina’s been begging for?
Maybe an afternoon tea at the ritz which apparently has been on Nina’s wish list since birth too
Shes been weirdly quiet about this trip… 
Please share any snapped for us blocked
Was just about to ask if she’d posted anything, been far too busy watching GB News tonight to be checking anything elseShes been weirdly quiet about this trip…
Jack tit been posted. Normally we see a daily breakfast rating and ALL the foods they been eating. Nothing at all so far…Was just about to ask if she’d posted anything, been far too busy watching GB News tonight to be checking anything else
What’s the betting Panini didn’t play ball on this trip and was a stroppy whinging nightmare (like 5 year olds can be when they’re out of routine and away from home)
Wont be long till its a “time for a collage” show from Bex. But its odd how quiet shes been this time, had no worries about posting hour by hour stuff before… wonder if she will say me and Nina couldnt stop staring lovingly into each others eyes so i couldnt post much this time - soz guys. or a, we was so busy i took a litte holiday and you have to be just “in the moment” at times. Yar yar…. Wonder how she will excuse no daily london content tho…
or a, we was so busy i took a litte holiday and you have to be just “in the moment” at times. Yar yar…. Wonder how she will excuse no daily london content tho… 
Thought I’d missed some thing so came here to see what I’d missed and nothing!!! Quite surprising considering it’s one of their ‘girly trips’ away!
Soooo since we have 0 content as Bex is on the 50th “work break” this year..
How do we feel she will break her silence this time??
I find odd as happy to gloat about actually having Nina and going to London etc then gives no “updates”…
And how many months does everyone predict this thread will last till
How do we feel she will break her silence this time??
I find odd as happy to gloat about actually having Nina and going to London etc then gives no “updates”…
And how many months does everyone predict this thread will last till
At this rate November
No grid post since the 17th April and that was just for some swamp soup. No content from the exciting London trip! Not even about sub par bacon
No grid post since the 17th April and that was just for some swamp soup. No content from the exciting London trip! Not even about sub par bacon
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