If my husband is irritating me, I'll move the bookmark in his current book back a page or two just to watch him all confused re-reading the same page(s) again. ![Giggle :giggle: :giggle:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
I wish you were my sister, I promise to be mean to you every day, if that means I will get donuts.My brother was a bit mean to me this morning.
He's goes on and off about being on a diet, but was previously running every day before he got sick so he's already in an okay shape.
I bought a fresh packet of donuts and cinnamon rolls and left them on a table where I know he will see them.
Gutted that I’ve deleted all my ex boyfriends phone numbers now as I’d love to do this to a coupleWhen I’m bored I sign my exes phone number up to a load of callbacks, the Jehovah witness ones are great as you can schedule a call from them at 8am on a Sunday x
Next time MIL pisses me off, she'll be a getting a callWhen I’m bored I sign my exes phone number up to a load of callbacks, the Jehovah witness ones are great as you can schedule a call from them at 8am on a Sunday x
Same,wish I’d known this a few years agoGutted that I’ve deleted all my ex boyfriends phone numbers now as I’d love to do this to a couple![]()
This is bloody genius.Next time MIL pisses me off, she'll be a getting a call![]()
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Ahem… I might have done thisSign her up to all sorts with her email address. She will be spammed and the IT people will think she is an idiot.
as soon as you said inflatable sofas this was where I was hoping this story would go!Ahem… I might have done this.
I suppose it could be classed as petty but suffice to say when I was a child my father was very abusive and I’ve only been able to talk about what happened in the last year. My biggest regret is not coming forward earlier and telling people what had gone on.
One Christmas Day a few years after my parents had divorced I was driven over to spend a few hours with him. He was his usual unpleasant self. By this point he was in a relationship with an equally odious woman, who did her best to make me feel so unwelcome. There had been some cock up with the delivery of new sofas,
which hadn’t arrived in time for Christmas. Quite why my father hadn’t put a hold on the old ones being taken away until the new one had definitely arrived I don’t know. He was having my grandparents over for dinner. I wasn’t invited but that suited me given I resented having to spend time with him and them anyway.
To make up for the fact there were no sofas my father had bought inflatable plastic sofas. He and his odious girlfriend had both made unnecessary remarks towards me and had generally been spiteful during the time I was there. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted some drawing pins!So while they were out of the room I used the pins to pierce holes in every inflatable sofa!!
Somehow I got away with it but I was told that it had caused problems while my grandparents had been over and had led to a big argument between my father and the girlfriend.
I know it’s not the point of the story, but the thought of four grown adults sitting down for christmas dinner on inflatable sofas is absolutely hilarious. It’s giving peep show vibesAhem… I might have done this.
I suppose it could be classed as petty but suffice to say when I was a child my father was very abusive and I’ve only been able to talk about what happened in the last year. My biggest regret is not coming forward earlier and telling people what had gone on.
One Christmas Day a few years after my parents had divorced I was driven over to spend a few hours with him. He was his usual unpleasant self. By this point he was in a relationship with an equally odious woman, who did her best to make me feel so unwelcome. There had been some cock up with the delivery of new sofas,
which hadn’t arrived in time for Christmas. Quite why my father hadn’t put a hold on the old ones being taken away until the new one had definitely arrived I don’t know. He was having my grandparents over for dinner. I wasn’t invited but that suited me given I resented having to spend time with him and them anyway.
To make up for the fact there were no sofas my father had bought inflatable plastic sofas. He and his odious girlfriend had both made unnecessary remarks towards me and had generally been spiteful during the time I was there. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted some drawing pins!So while they were out of the room I used the pins to pierce holes in every inflatable sofa!!
Somehow I got away with it but I was told that it had caused problems while my grandparents had been over and had led to a big argument between my father and the girlfriend.
I think you were clever, your ex was the one being pettyMy ex lived on a military base and had been difficult during a nasty break up. I had let him use my car during our relationship and he had taken it into the base where he thought I couldn't get it and tried to blackmail me with it.
Luckily for me, a guy I liked had a friend on the same military base who I gave the spare key to, and said man located it on the base, drove it out past armed security and passed it over to me.
I drove it home and took a picture of it inside a locked compound, with me and my things.
We had a phantom shitter in the office too, I never knew it was an actual thing until nowSeems to be more common than you would hope. We had a similar 'Poogate' saga at my office too. Poo smeared all over the toilet cubicle on more than one occasion. Emails were sent, pleading signs were put up, to no effect. It was so grim, after about the 4th or 5th time they called a whole-office meeting (with the clearly upset female cleaners present) to plead with whoever it was to stop doing it. It did stop after that though, thankfully.. We always suspected it was the male cleaner who had had previous non poo-related allegations brought against him.