This is mild compared to everyone else but a petty thing I do in my daily life is hold in my shit in the morning so that I can go in work and get paid to poo. If I don’t need to go I’ll go for a try before I leave
I work at home so can shit in my own toilet AND get paid. Don’t hate the playeras much as I prefer using my own bathroom at home, I’ve got to admit there’s something oddly satisfying about shitting while you’re on the clock - feels like a small act of rebellion against the big guy haha
this is living the dream!I work at home so can shit in my own toilet AND get paid. Don’t hate the player
But you have to pay for the toilet rollthis is living the dream!
true but i suppose that’s better than the shit they have at work places. my workplace is like wiping your vag with that tissue paper you put on top of a gift bag.But you have to pay for the toilet roll
Small price to pay my friend. Like I said, don't hate the playaBut you have to pay for the toilet roll
Oh this is a good one. The stuff of nightmaresWhen I was young and worked in a sports shop (about 20 years ago) I used to regularly decline cards of girls who gave me nasty looks when they were shopping with their boyfriends. My job was to greet people at the door and let them know to give me a shout if they needed help and I would then serve them at the till. Some of the girls were massive cunts and would look me up and down or just grunt, so if they were paying id just decline their card. Groups of girls were generally nicer, it was just something about girls with their boyfriends that made them be pure snide wee boots.
Omg you’re a legend Lucy.Update. I decided to take the neighbour to small claims court knowing full well she wouldn't respond. Default judgement given. Been awarded over £1000 (obviously I asked for 8% interest as well). I'm waiting for her to ignore it so I can send high court bailiffs to her front door. Inviting someone who she had a massive falling out with to come and watch as well. Might film it for a laugh as well. Baring in mind this is someone who cares VERY much what people think of her.
I did that once when I was 13/14, but it was with Palmolive handwash and aimed at an aunt I didn't like when she laughed at what I was wearing. (Matching sunflower top and skirt.)I once dated a guy who lived with a room mate, and the room mates girlfriend was a nightmare. I used to delight in pouring her expensive shampoo and conditioner down the plug hole while I was showering!
I had them turn up at mine the other month two frail old ladies so I let them speak and then told them that i couldn’t be a JW because I’d had a blood transfusion - they said that we all make mistakes and that god would forgive me.Guess who's just discovered you can request a home visit from the Jehovahs Witnesses...
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