What is the pettiest thing you've ever done? #2

[cococookie]

I am beyond petty, I’ve done so much in my time but the most recent is, some stupid cow aggravated me on Vinted A LOT. I told her I worked within law, would take her to small claims court if I didn’t get a refund and changed my profile picture to Judge Judy

Not Judge Judy

 

[PartTimeNoseyWitch]

Not Judge Judy

just so the stupid cow would get the hint. No one messes with Tanya Turner darling, I’m sure you know

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

That was hilarious, I need an update to the update. Is she still fuming about it? Is there a divide in work now? I need info

Omg yes Moira update please

 

[Al Fresco]

I need to get some petty revenge on someone.
Has anyone got any tips for stuff I can sign them up for?

I once read about a woman (don’t know if it’s true) whose boyfriend cheated on her and when she moved out of their flat she left the contents of a packet of prawns hidden. The place stank after a while and he kept asking her if she knew what it was. He tore the place apart and couldn’t find the cause. I can’t remember what happened, I think he moved out himself but I just remember that she’d hidden them in the hollow curtain pole.

 

[KindnessWins]

I once read about a woman (don’t know if it’s true) whose boyfriend cheated on her and when she moved out of their flat she left the contents of a packet of prawns hidden. The place stank after a while and he kept asking her if she knew what it was. He tore the place apart and couldn’t find the cause. I can’t remember what happened, I think he moved out himself but I just remember that she’d hidden them in the hollow curtain pole.

Im sure I read this too, he moved out and took the curtain pole

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

My ex works for a major bed superstore. When I found out he'd cheated I emailed HR and told them he'd been robbing pillows and attached a pic of my bed with said pillows on it

 

[rainbowlemon]

Message from my brother about the mail he’s getting :

 

[Wkdbird]

Someone who has been vile to my daughter.
I've already signed the bastard up for Jehovahs witnesses, scientology, funeral plans and incontinence pads.
Has anyone got any more suggestions?

You can actually send someone tit legally google sendshit.comuk and you can send animal tit
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im the pettiest person around, but babe, you need to move on what on Earth did this woman do to you?!

Nah I don’t!
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Is this the one whose insta you keep resetting?
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Oh and try mailbait for your spam emails

Yes it tickles me!

 

[hol20x]

My ex works for a major bed superstore. When I found out he'd cheated I emailed HR and told them he'd been robbing pillows and attached a pic of my bed with said pillows on it

This has me howling!

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Got absolutely shocking service from a restaurant, so when I went to the ladies and did a poo after our mains, I didn’t flush it after disgusting I know, but it was a spur of the moment thing

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

@Mr Paul Barry John Allen you’ll enjoy these threads you could probably also contribute to them too

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

A guy/man child really upset me.

So I created a fake ad on Gumtree and stuck his number on it.

He has come crying about it, but I've just said it wasn't me

 

[Codiaeum]

My uncle‘s wife is the nastiest witch on earth and is now withholding stuff from my gran, after she passed away, from the family.
Seriously considering Sennerinnen free divorce advice via post to their home, addressed to my uncle. And her a steaming pile of there are indeed services for that.
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*sending them free divorce advice post

I swear the Apple autocorrect dives in after I hit post.

 

[Codiaeum]

Well, I’ve just ordered a big ass poster on how to treat chlamydia for the twit It was free, which makes it even better.

 

[rainbowlemon]

I once read about a woman (don’t know if it’s true) whose boyfriend cheated on her and when she moved out of their flat she left the contents of a packet of prawns hidden. The place stank after a while and he kept asking her if she knew what it was. He tore the place apart and couldn’t find the cause. I can’t remember what happened, I think he moved out himself but I just remember that she’d hidden them in the hollow curtain pole.

I've heard this same story too!
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Well, I’ve just ordered a big ass poster on how to treat chlamydia for the twit It was free, which makes it even better.

Would be fun to take it further like sending flowers with messages like "thinking of you. Thanks for last night xxx".

Order new underwear to be posted.

 

[Codiaeum]

I've heard this same story too!
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Would be fun to take it further like sending flowers with messages like "thinking of you. Thanks for last night xxx".

Order new underwear to be posted.

I’ve also sent her a catalog for old lady shoes now and am planning some incontinence products. Don’t want to spend any money or her, so free samples it is. My PILs laughed when I told them but they seem to be terrified of me now

 

[Black.bird]

I need to get some petty revenge on someone.
Has anyone got any tips for stuff I can sign them up for?

Scientology courses, newsletters, the whole shebang ... they will never leave the person alone!

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

@Wkdbird this is your Sunday reminder to reset your fellas ex's insta password

 

[pommynoir]

This thread is great. Getting soo many tips on how to wind up my MIL.

@Lucyxxxx this thread has your name all over it you petty witch

 

[Lucyxxxx]

This thread is great. Getting soo many tips on how to wind up my MIL.

@Lucyxxxx this thread has your name all over it you petty witch

I'm coming to join in.