I would actually just put the pickled water that comes in the gherkin jars into a new juice container then wait .
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Seems to me she was envious of your success, not the actions of a close friend to give a sarcy reply to good news
When my ex left me for another woman, I packed all his things, including his extensive collection of Star Wars books. I ripped just one page out of each book before putting it in the box.
Woah a whole new level going on here. That would give me so much pain and I would buy new copies just because they've been ruined.
I need to get some petty revenge on someone.
Has anyone got any tips for stuff I can sign them up for?
Has anyone got any tips for stuff I can sign them up for?
I need more info. Friend, family, work colleague, neighbour?
When I was 18 I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me so I cut the crotch out of all of his beloved Calvin Kleins (which were expensive back then!) and posted them back to him 
Oh and when another ex cheated (I sure can pick βem), I hid the strap on he liked me to use on him on the middle of a box full of innocuous items so that when he unpacked the box at her house it would be like TA DAH, THIS ONE LOVES A GOOD PEGGING!
Oh and when another ex cheated (I sure can pick βem), I hid the strap on he liked me to use on him on the middle of a box full of innocuous items so that when he unpacked the box at her house it would be like TA DAH, THIS ONE LOVES A GOOD PEGGING!
Someone who has been vile to my daughter.
I've already signed the bastard up for Jehovahs witnesses, scientology, funeral plans and incontinence pads.
Has anyone got any more suggestions?
I was thinking things you could do inside the house. Like loosening salt pots so it all falls out on their dinner. Or swopping the salt and sugar round stuff like that.
Maybe you could order a strippogram to their work if you could get away with not being caught out
Maybe you could order a strippogram to their work if you could get away with not being caught out
Mormons.
Window companies (I donβt know if Everest still exist?)
Payday loan companies
Thanks I've just signed them up for the Mormons as well
Triggered!!!
Oh you've just triggered off a memory of a stripper for an older lady's leaving work. Only he turned up in works time in a Tarzan costume and wanted her to swing on his
appendage, if you know what I mean.As she was over 50, naturally clambering up was a bit of a stretch, plus all her work colleagues were crowded round including the dumbstruck bosses who were expecting something tame.
It was horrific, so humiliating. I would have burst into tears and run away never to show my face again. We never saw her again after that and the bosses banned anything like this.
Dread to think what happened to the person who arranged it
Is this the one whose insta you keep resetting?
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Oh and try mailbait for your spam emails
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YesIs this the one whose insta you keep resetting?
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Oh and try mailbait for your spam emails
7 years later and Iβm still hounding herim the pettiest person around, but babe, you need to move onYes
what on Earth did this woman do to you?!
Thanks, my ex is about to have a bad timeIs this the one whose insta you keep resetting?
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Oh and try mailbait for your spam emails
I know the spam emails will send him absolutely mentalWho cares?! I love to see itim the pettiest person around, but babe, you need to move on
Random but i still laugh about the poster on here, who purposely wore the same dress as a colleague to the Christmas work night out just to wind them up
That was hilarious, I need an update to the update. Is she still fuming about it? Is there a divide in work now? I need infoRandom but i still laugh about the poster on here, who purposely wore the same dress as a colleague to the Christmas work night out just to wind them up
I am beyond petty, Iβve done so much in my time but the most recent is, some stupid cow aggravated me on Vinted A LOT. I told her I worked within law, would take her to small claims court if I didnβt get a refund and changed my profile picture to Judge Judy