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EC1A
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Tooth fell out on the first run, back out to find it on the second run (with the help of a magnifying glass).
Lemming312
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Another kidney infection for Kelly, thought she'd been quiet, perfect excuse for not doing Swansea in 4 weeks. I saw just looking at the cut off times for 70.3 and having a little laugh, she's definitely going to DNS.
Northernscumpet
Chatty Member
I saw them, him looking half dead and her on the bike, absolute knobs. Honestly think they should be banned from races for her cycling alongside him, I don’t care if there was no one round them it’s shit behaviour.
Getting a bit uncomfortable now.
the_chafe_is_real
VIP Member
Maybe MrWhiffle also went blind in Valencia?No mrwhiffle, you’re not crazy, Kelly really was lining up with the sub-3:30s at Valencia last year
coopdeloop
Active member
See this is the thing, while Bester is a clown at least he owns it and will come on to insta and speak about it.
Titties just huffs.
Like another poster said, it’s almost frustrating because he clearly has ability but his approach is bananas.
the_chafe_is_real
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Kells with a new reel and a “Thank God its’s Friday” sticker over the story of it. Yeah hun, you really hit that Monday- Friday work life hard, you deserve a weekend away from your kids 
I took autopause off too after realisation that it wasn't a true reflection. My runs back in 2018 all look good on paper but don't hold up to scrutiny.
Kel's and tits are like some parody account making all the mistakes for content. But it's their reality
and they are both claiming to be coaches 
Every time I watch "Serious Runner" parody account on YouTube there something in there that makes me think of tits and Kel's. The race day morning one had me today at "preloading my excuses". There is also a legitimate comment from someone on that vid saying the pre race breakfast is now rice pudding and coke, this has to be a dig someone is making at Tits??
Kel's and tits are like some parody account
making all the mistakes for content. But it's their reality and they are both claiming to be coaches Every time I watch "Serious Runner" parody account on YouTube there something in there that makes me think of tits and Kel's. The race day morning one had me today at "preloading my excuses". There is also a legitimate comment from someone on that vid saying the pre race breakfast is now rice pudding and coke, this has to be a dig someone is making at Tits??
enolaalone
Member
‘If I talk about the poor afters at the event, then hopefully you lovely lot will gloss over my massive negative split!!’
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Obvs meant positive split
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forthelifeofriley
Well-known member
Can’t believe tits didn’t specify whether he wants my footage in portrait or landscape
WeepingCassandra
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Absolutely love Serious Runner, he's so good (and his times back him up, tbf).I took autopause off too after realisation that it wasn't a true reflection. My runs back in 2018 all look good on paper but don't hold up to scrutiny.
Kel's and tits are like some parody account
Every time I watch "Serious Runner" parody account on YouTube there something in there that makes me think of tits and Kel's. The race day morning one had me today at "preloading my excuses". There is also a legitimate comment from someone on that vid saying the pre race breakfast is now rice pudding and coke, this has to be a dig someone is making at Tits??
I'm changing my guess and going with 5:10 overall, 1:53 half, voms around mile 18, goes blind at mile 24. Carried over the line on the back of Tit's bike.
Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It
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Yeah, but did you go blind thoGuys I did a Kels level of bonking on my first run (and tbh I don’t care cos it was my first full
WeepingCassandra
VIP Member
Jesus fucking Christ. What is wrong with him.
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At about the 2:30 minute mark, he starts chatting shit about his diet and 'carb loading' prep. Talks about doing a low residue diet which "reduces stomach issues during the race [fair, fair] and you lose a little bit of weight which you might gain from the carb loading" which I feel is very telling. He then chats about the amount of carbs in coke vs lucozade and how you need to be careful with that. You're carb loading for a sodding marathon, not trying to win a bikini body fitness comp. (Though maybe that was the point of the peak show at 5:30?)
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At about the 2:30 minute mark, he starts chatting shit about his diet and 'carb loading' prep. Talks about doing a low residue diet which "reduces stomach issues during the race [fair, fair] and you lose a little bit of weight which you might gain from the carb loading" which I feel is very telling. He then chats about the amount of carbs in coke vs lucozade and how you need to be careful with that. You're carb loading for a sodding marathon, not trying to win a bikini body fitness comp. (Though maybe that was the point of the peak show at 5:30?)
Wannabrunner39
Chatty Member
I can’t wait for the footage of tits stood on the hill at mile two saying how’s she’s on for a BQ as she’s just shot past with her vision at 20/20 levels 
the_chafe_is_real
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I saw this on Brighton Marathon feed earlier and this is why Full Time Tits is not special and London need to stop with his highlights. This happens in so many races and people don’t dine out on it for the rest of their lives.
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hollyhocks
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Can’t believe there’s no live tracking! Also can’t believe I’m eager awaiting content from Runner Beans
hollyhocks
Chatty Member
He needs a sports psychologist. And a coach.