She did train as a massage therapist then given Tits 2 massages, does that count?
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No but she did go blind once
So, I seem to recall that years ago, before FTT came along, she had a job where she sometimes had to work nightshifts. I also think maybe there was a uniform, maybe like a carer’s blue tunic kind of thing. Anyone else remember that? I wouldn’t swear on it but I do seem to recollect something like that …..
I bet he tracks his showers.Remember when he put that massage on Strava
IN THE KITCHEN?!
The only thing they don’t do in there is cook.
Anyone remember when he ended up on Strava wankers for this and he got all pissy defensive like he does. Such an angry little man child isn’t it. I’d love to wind him up and watch him lose
I’m still 50/50 on whether she’s going to turn up. I feel a hospital story coming on, for the Huns.
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She’s definitely baiting. Something will come up I’m sure but I still say she’ll go and then dnf or get clocked out and use that as a sob for attention about how she gave it her all and that’s ok and they’ll be some wanky motivational quote or voiceover on the post
So this is a swim to get you used to the 70.3 swim in July?
This infection is totes a smokescreen for her doing tit/not going to this and then the 70.3 not happening. I’ve got to give it to her, she plays the long game.
He tried to portray it as a small victory, but you know deep down it really pissed him off. But I think my favourite reply came from Danny O'Reilly (the_running_dan). Absolute bum licker.
Recovery? He’s taking the piss surely?
Also not outrage or bile, Tits could have laughed it off. Danny probably just wants to try and make himself a target for Strava Wankers so he gets posted on there for more follows.
Imagine being so far up someone’s arse that you justify their massage on Strava instead of taking the piss and agreeing that it’s hilarious 
What is the cut off time for the swim? Surely unless it’s dead flat that day she just won’t make it? Has she done much more training since that very slow sprint tri swim?
I’m not a triathlete so have no knowledge but my son is an open water swimmer and does 2km in around 30-35 mins depending on the conditions.
What is the cut off time for the swim? Surely unless it’s dead flat that day she just won’t make it? Has she done much more training since that very slow sprint tri swim?
I’m not a triathlete so have no knowledge but my son is an open water swimmer and does 2km in around 30-35 mins depending on the conditions.
It's 1 hour 10 minutes, you know she's not going to manage that, she's hardly done any swimming recently.Imagine being so far up someone’s arse that you justify their massage on Strava instead of taking the piss and agreeing that it’s hilarious
What is the cut off time for the swim? Surely unless it’s dead flat that day she just won’t make it? Has she done much more training since that very slow sprint tri swim?
I’m not a triathlete so have no knowledge but my son is an open water swimmer and does 2km in around 30-35 mins depending on the conditions.
Three boring as duck reels of him running with either music or some bullshit “inspirational” voice over. How about you put out some actual educational content? How are you going to train differently? Show strength training. He’s a bleeping muppet and I don’t know why anyone would pay him.
I loved number 6, stay a student, shame he doesn't actually practice what he preaches.