‘If I talk about the poor afters at the event, then hopefully you lovely lot will gloss over my massive negative split!!’
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Obvs meant positive split
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She’s just deflecting from the tit pacing she did yet again. She’d have got her BQ you lovely lot if she wasn’t pre-empting how chaotic the end was going to be. That’s why there’s a photo of her walking-it’s not becauee she set off too fast for the 67th time 
- she was just considering all the poor people who weren’t going to get a medal 🥹
- she was just considering all the poor people who weren’t going to get a medal 🥹Every time! Aaaggghhh
I stopped reading at that point!
The Edinburgh shitshow has meant she doesn’t need to bring out her usual excuses, it distracts from her awful pacing. No photo of her and Tits though, trouble in paradise? (Standby for a story or post now of “date night” or some other shite).
Ironman next, can’t bloody wait for Kells to roll the dice you lovely lot
Ironman next, can’t bloody wait for Kells to roll the dice you lovely lot
Just because it was fine last year does not negate that it was a well known disaster this year! I agree it didn’t impact her but let’s not diminish the tit show it was. I did the half finished in the first batch of people and it was already chaos getting busses at that time and the bags were drenched so can’t imagine another 5 hours in the rain how bad it must have been.
I did the half this year and last. This year was a total SHITSHOW. I got a medal (and didn’t have to queue for buses cause my parents drove) but everyone looked bloody freezing in the queue as we walked past.
tit show or not - I’m certain it won’t even compare to the tit Show that will be Iron man!
Although I genuinely think that 48 hours before the event there’s going to be a ‘911 Emergency’
going down! Some photo of her legs in a hospital bed and then radio silence never to be mentioned again 
Although I genuinely think that 48 hours before the event there’s going to be a ‘911 Emergency’
going down! Some photo of her legs in a hospital bed and then radio silence never to be mentioned again 
That's fair enough, I wonder what was so different this year then. It can't have been the weather - let's be real, it's Scotland, they've got to be used to a bit of rain!
Today’s reel Kells, no wonder you felt tit at mile 22, when you set out at 5:04/km pace at mile 1
Kells, no wonder you felt tit at mile 22, when you set out at 5:04/km pace at mile 1Kells with that tit reel, IYKYK type shite. I’ve never felt like that because my pace has never dropped two whole minutes per mile from mile 1 to mile 22. I’ve made that gesture and said never again because I’ve been running at a sustained pace and working hard for my result. Not because I’m an undertrained, overtrained, unfocused wanker like Kells.
It’s ok guys, the triathlon is still on. She’s swimming today, and telling the huns that it’s also good for marathon recovery. Thanks Coach!
I have never done it before and everyone I know said it’s a great event until this year so hopefully just a bad year! Would like to do it again but only if they make changes to have better and more transport options!
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Saw this and thought of Tits...
Talking of Tits, he’s not ran since 4th May. Snigger!
His journey to 2.20 seems to be going well
Obviously hasn’t addressed the injury and the fact that he fucked himself up with the BS training and back to back all out marathons
Tits by name, tit by nature.
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