Welshrunner, kelloggsontherun #12 Why so serious? Not off to war. It's all relative, let's bonk some more.

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RunRunRun

So now I know my prediction of how the race would go was right, now what do we think will happen? Radio silence for 24 hours?
 
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Paperclip22

She's done one half decent marathon, Amsterdam,which wasn't completely without a bonk but tits pulled her round and salvaged the end. Shame she couldnt manage a sub 4 that day.

The amount of miles and hours and years of her life she's put into this and she's back to where she was at the beginning. Tragic.
 
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coach84

Her post marathon blues are going to be next level. I’m not sure how she can put a positive spin on this when her entire life is marathon running and training it‘s embarrassing for her and tits
 
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punter

Nah I reckon we will be treated to a tearful story on how the marathon is a beast
 
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Paperclip22

A big group from my club were running Valencia today, all paced it beautifully, had a great time, not one complaint about the heat so I won't be buying that excuse!
 
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EverthingGlitters

At the end of the day non of us would care about the 4h30, well done you ran a marathon, it s a brilliant achievement BUT make out as if you are going to run a sub 4 and start in the wave with the 3h20
Marathoners, I mean come on! And all she does is run, no job, nothing, just run!

Mayb get a real job and train around that - might help!
 
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runderpants

She bonked on a whole new level. That’s almost the exact same time I got on my first marathon where I trained 3 days a week for 12 weeks (I’m a 10-10.5 min per mile runner) lol. She’s an absolute embarrassment.
 
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Runhappy

Remember the marathon is a beast and owes you nothing and noone can predict how it will go. Fortunately the sub 24 downhill parkrun has proven she's capable of the 3:40 marathon so today was always just about having fun and soaking up every minute of the sunshine with loved ones.
 
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eyethinkyousuck

Imagine paying £65 a month to someone for coaching who bonks that badly. It’s almost like she’s not got a bleeping clue what she’s doing.
 
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I reckon her dad wasn’t in tits stories as he had a lie in at the hotel, knowing like the rest of us that he had plenty of time to get up, tit , shower and shave and still beat her to the finish line!
 
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Been lurking

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Its funny but it must be so soul destroying for her, she obviously is not a marathon runner and hates it, she should stick to 10k and half marathons
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You see, I think she can run a good sub-4 marathon, with the right coaching and pace strategy. Not this pace strategy.
 
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RunRunRun

I hope she reconsiders her Ironman ambitions - if she can’t pace a marathon properly then a triathlon is going to be bloody miserable to attempt.
 
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