Dunno but HANDwriting Vonny wasn’t on the cards…
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Can you imagine Vonny popping out for a loaf and a tin of beans? I just can’t imagine it.
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Can you imagine Vonny popping out for a loaf and a tin of beans? I just can’t imagine it.
"went for a pint of milk and my life drawing work was in my wallet!!!!!"
SHE IS RISEN etc etc
I follow a very random set of threads on here but this one is my absolute favourite. You people are FUNNY 
I want Normcore Vonny
- has a boots advantage card
- joins local neighbourhood watch
- complains about a Car parked on the pavement in local FB group
- has a boots advantage card
- joins local neighbourhood watch
- complains about a Car parked on the pavement in local FB group
I did this in a note book when I was about 11 and I still occasionally remember it now and my whole body cringes. Special fancy handwriting to get attention and people interested in me. That was over 30 years ago.
But then I did and still have two hands. Maybe Bonnie chopped her dominant hand off so is showing us her other hand handwriting
I only came here as I knew we’d all be discussing performative hand writing Vonny. That page must have taken a LOOOONG time
I suppose we should be grateful that she can write at all, what with her only having one hand.
We maybe didn't have a handwriting Vonny in the list of Vonny's, but she claimed once that a teacher criticised her writing and she made it even more elaborate in response.
That’s more believable than her losing her hand.
News just in: now going by Siobhan!
echoesanddust.com
Douglas and Siobhan from Cwfen
David Bowes spoke to Siobhan and Douglas of Scottish doomsters Cwfen to discuss their first year as a band and what comes next.
echoesanddust.com
" Siobhan: Cwfen started as a slightly different project. I’d written a bunch of darkwave songs. We’re all musical and have been in bands for an embarrassingly long period of time, well over 20 years? "
Been-in-bands-for-an-embarrassingly-long-period-of-timeVonny Siobhanny
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We need to add Siobhan Vonnie to the list.News just in: now going by Siobhan!
Douglas and Siobhan from Cwfen
David Bowes spoke to Siobhan and Douglas of Scottish doomsters Cwfen to discuss their first year as a band and what comes next.
And imposter syndrome Vonnie.
Also what was her big surgery? New hand?
Siobhan: I’ve always been someone who has written and I’ll be the first to say that I read a lot of books. I’ve read fifteen this year already so it’s always been something that I spend a lot of time doing, whether that’s fiction or history. That is the biggest font of creativity for me. I think there are a lot of untold stories, especially around women in history. Also, where my family are from, which is Fife, there is a really strong connection to the Scottish witch trials as well. That’s something that I’ve always grown up around and it’s always been something that has spoken to me. I find a lot of inspiration in either literature or history, and that comes through in the lyrics.
Fifteen-books-a-year-strong-connection-to-Scottish-witch-trials Vonny
Fifteen-books-a-year-strong-connection-to-Scottish-witch-trials Vonny
So Dougie went on tour and when he came back, Vonny had written some songs and told him she was in his band now?
after a particularly shitey day at work, thank you for making me snort my tea
I think Siobhanny will be the new gift that keeps on giving
Also I'm howling
" I think there are a lot of untold stories, especially around women in history. "
What a deeply original take
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"Look lads, sorry you've got to get ready and put on make-up that's probably a pivotal part of your performance, Siobhanny needs to drink multiple Lemsips"
" I think there are a lot of untold stories, especially around women in history. "
What a deeply original take
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"Look lads, sorry you've got to get ready and put on make-up that's probably a pivotal part of your performance, Siobhanny needs to drink multiple Lemsips"
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I used to live right by her and regularly saw her in Sainsbury’s. Can confirm she would be fully glammed up with heavy make up, giant sunglasses and a leopard print coat. Would fair brighten up my lockdown when she walked past my window carrying her bag for life.
“Siobhanny” is making me literally lol. Why is it so funny?
As if she has a rider.