"hello? is that infection control at the infirmary? yeah, there's some nutter with one hand walking around outside in scrubs. just thought you should know"
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"hello? is that infection control at the infirmary? yeah, there's some nutter with one hand walking around outside in scrubs. just thought you should know"
It's hilarious, mostly because of how easily disproved it is.I honestly think that, of all the lies all our fave grifters have made, the mashing up of the hand is my fave
I piss myself every time it's mentioned
I still want a Cwfen band shirt, just for the novelty factor.
I thought Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi was a class act getting finger pads fitted so he could play guitar after an accident yet there's Miss V playing guitar two-handed with only hand. Now, that's bleeping metal.
I thought Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi was a class act getting finger pads fitted so he could play guitar after an accident yet there's Miss V playing guitar two-handed with only hand. Now, that's bleeping metal.
The funniest thing about Vonnys gig photos is that she's the only one wearing that ridiculous make up, so contrived and pretentious.
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She obviously looks to the drummer from Def Leppard for inspiration, so metal, so humbling.
I remember being amazed at how old Slipknot were underneath those masks!
Read through the previous threads and I am absolutely hooked on this skinwalker, would absolutely pay to watch a documentary about her.
Due to being utterly tragic I decided to test my big maffs on that claim of drawing the same tarot card so many times.
Eliminating the ludicrously obvious (tit shuffling, a dogeared card, drawing until you get the card you want* etc) it's essentially impossible I think although perhaps Guest could check my workings.
*I taught my nephew to read tarot cards as a way of understanding his feelings, making decisions, regulating emotions, developing memory skills and whatnot and his approach is simply to keep picking cards til he finds a "good" one, which I've chosen to interpret as a positive attitude and growth mindset.
Due to being utterly tragic I decided to test my big maffs on that claim of drawing the same tarot card so many times.
Eliminating the ludicrously obvious (tit shuffling, a dogeared card, drawing until you get the card you want* etc) it's essentially impossible I think although perhaps Guest could check my workings.
*I taught my nephew to read tarot cards as a way of understanding his feelings, making decisions, regulating emotions, developing memory skills and whatnot and his approach is simply to keep picking cards til he finds a "good" one, which I've chosen to interpret as a positive attitude and growth mindset.
I had an hour on my hands earlier, so went through the old threads. Had totally forgotten that she claimed to have pulled the same tarot card EVERY DAY for two years. It's the classic Jack Monroe style 'but why would you lie about something so ludicrous'?
Had also forgotten that she put her very young twins in a film or tv show and then spent their earnings on a boob job.
If you're reading this Vonny, duck off you mad waster.
Twins in a film >>> Irn bru ”revenge porn”
Oh, and the constant claims of being an academic, teaching and writing papers when she was updating the Stirling Uni website.
It was her sister who did the degree in woodland mgmt or something. Then Vonny stole that personality. Ah, The Academy Vonny.
if I remember correctly I was deep in PhD write up hell during this Vera (Vonnie era
) and it pissed me off no end.Just remember, you have worked hard and qualified. Congratulations.if I remember correctly I was deep in PhD write up hell during this Vera (Vonnie era
Unlike Vonvonvonvonvons and her many falsely claimed qualifications.
Yes the movie is real, I won't mention the title for the sake of the kids but Vonny has freely put their names out there and they appear on IMDB
I absolutely cannot fathom how I would handle it if somebody said to me "how is your sibling after their terrible accident" "what terrible accident?" "erm...when they lost their hand?????"
“Honestly, you wouldnae believe it. I was jist saying to our Vonny the other day, you’d never know her hand had been mangled aff if she didn’t tell you. Its grown back guid as new - even looks a bit better than the last one she had…she can hoik up more Sainsbos bags with it…”
Was that before her arm fell off?
Don't be hyperbolic, she lost a hand in a meat grinder
The Vonny hand lie is the best one I've heard since a girl off my course at uni had extenuating circumstances for most of the final year because her Mum had died then BROUGHT HER TO GRADUATION.
To think she used to have a wee chignon and 50’s twinset. Reinvention is a wonderful thing!
I strongly recommend a Vonny thread re-read for those who haven't for a while. The audacity of her!