I missed the missing hand! Was she amputee Vonny for a while? The JM threads moved way too fast for me so if it was on there I wouldn’t have seen it.
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The hands thing is this https://tattle.life/threads/vonny-leclerc-2-its-a-von-trap.15462/page-33#post-4960120
Oh yes of course! I had forgotten about the meat grinder incident. Thanks for the memories
She's a carbon copy of Mr D's ex with the long list of what they think is in fashion but simultaneously makes them Not Like The Other Girls.
This is her 'I'm getting older, my back hurts a bit - and those 22 year olds look unnervingly freshfaced as they're talking to my husband.'-Metal stage.
IIRC, next on the list should be bodybuilder Vonny.
This is her 'I'm getting older, my back hurts a bit - and those 22 year olds look unnervingly freshfaced as they're talking to my husband.'-Metal stage.
IIRC, next on the list should be bodybuilder Vonny.
She did the bodybuilder one already, I'm sure of it. Lasted maybe a month or so.
I’m so happy she’s back! 
What an absolute deluded legend she is!
What an absolute deluded legend she is!
"Girl getting hench" LOL
She was doing lifting at the same time as having Long Covid, ofc.
Have we had Ultrarunner Vonnie, then?
I'm going to dress up as Dougie for Halloween.
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Hey Frauen! I’m grunking these threads on your advice whilst Monroe is awol. WHAT A WILD RIDE. I wish Jacks nearest and dearest would join us and confirm EVERYTHING like Vonny’s have. Just goes to show how accurate a reading you can get from the verbal diarrhoea they spew all over social media
I don't know why this made me laugh, but it did.
I'm not really getting goth vibes from Dougie
I’m halfway through thread 2, and I take back any time I have ever said “I’ve never known anyone to pointlessly lie so much” about Jack Monroe.
Coven makes sense, but I keep reading it as Queefing
Dougie isn't the most spooky name, tbh. I know Douglas means something like 'black water' in the old Gaelic but Dougie is kind of goofy sounding.I'm not really getting goth vibes from Dougie
I just associate it with Doogie Howser, MD.
The Dougie I know is a window cleaner. No goth vibes about him, a nice wee fella. Vonny's fella looks a bit intimidated by her. She's definitely the boss in that relationship.
He looks a bit stunned in that photo up there, like he can't quite believe he's actually sitting near here.
She is a beautiful woman, in that classic goth woman way.
I think I'd be intimidated by her as well, given she can shape-shift and grow limbs back like a gecko.
Coming to an underpass near you, soon…
I'm not really getting goth vibes from Dougie
He's an Iron-Maiden-patch-sewn-on-the-back-of-a-denim-jacket-with-the-sleeves-cut-off-in-sixth-form type of guy, by the looks of it.