I disagree because I think she’s less pretty than Jack! I do think she’s more mentally unwell than Jack, but equally she’s capable of grifting and causing damage too, so
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This one is for Metal Vonny.
PS I forgot how hot Fenriz was.
Von de Goff Generator: you make contact and your hair stands on end 
Are any Scottish fraus intending to see Cwfen?
I'd go, buy I'm scared Dougie would go all Boots With Scottish Tender at me.
Anyone know anyone at XDesign?
I'd go, buy I'm scared Dougie would go all Boots With Scottish Tender at me.
Anyone know anyone at XDesign?
I really dislike metal at the best of times.
It’s Very Vonny that she’s using all her remaining Scottish media connections to get shows and positive reviews. How long before we get a bbc social piece about ‘a day in the life of a woman in rawk’?
Delighted this thread is back. I had a slow shift last night so here is cwfen’s next hit:
BABYFACE METAL MAAAAWNN
YOU CUT THE ARMS OFF OF YOUR DENAAM
SATAN BROUGHT US TOGETHERRR
NO LONGER WANT TO WEAR MY KIPPAUUURRR
RAAWWWRRRRR
I really like metal which is why I hate Vonnie's performance.
She sounds like one of those people who say ' Can I do a song with 'the band, I'm a really good singer ' and because she looks the part they agree, then she starts singing...
And if anyone wants to see how it should be done, try Debbie Gough, currently with Heriot..
She sounds like one of those people who say ' Can I do a song with 'the band, I'm a really good singer ' and because she looks the part they agree, then she starts singing...
And if anyone wants to see how it should be done, try Debbie Gough, currently with Heriot..
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So cwfen is pronounced coven (it's also the actual Welsh word for coven, not just piggybacking off Welsh orthography and pronunciation). But they are not Welsh? Maybe one of the background people is. (*)
I wondered if maybe it's the same word in Scottish Gaelic, but it's not
(*) ETA or wait, silly me, having just consulted the list, I see we've never had Welsh Vonny. Maybe this is the birth of another Vonny.
I wondered if maybe it's the same word in Scottish Gaelic, but it's not
(*) ETA or wait, silly me, having just consulted the list, I see we've never had Welsh Vonny. Maybe this is the birth of another Vonny.
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I would say Von is certainly very striking, but let’s not forget that, like Jack, she is no stranger to the portrait mode photo. I think Vonny is what Jack *thinks* she looks like and edits herself to look like. Vonny hasn’t grifted to the same extent and actually has a job, which might make her less reprehensible for some people. However, her lies, fantasies, multifarious identities and adoption of all sorts of protected characteristics (disability, religion, LGBTQIA+ etc) are definitely as wild and far fetched as Jack’s. Actually more ridiculous in some ways. Imagine all of the Venn diagrams we could make for the intersecting identities and crimes of the pair of them.I disagree because I think she’s less pretty than Jack! I do think she’s more mentally unwell than Jack, but equally she’s capable of grifting and causing damage too, so
Please could somebody refresh me on the origin of the missing hand. Thank you 
Vonny’s sister joined us and I think she told us the story of Vonny ringing in sick to a job saying she’d been in some sort of accident and couldn’t come in because she’d lost her hand!
Her sis also told us she told some dude she started seeing that she was a doctor, and was leaving the house dressed in scrubs!
Her sis also told us she told some dude she started seeing that she was a doctor, and was leaving the house dressed in scrubs!
^ I believe she got it stuck in a meat grinder, poor thing. Common workplace hazard for a columnist-cum-cam girl.
Here you go… enjoyPlease could somebody refresh me on the origin of the missing hand. Thank you
Vonny Leclerc #2 It’s a Von Trap!
She is being screened for RA. So what? At my GP they have an initiative around HIV and ask if I’d mind it being included on my blood tests. I don’t go telling people I’m feeling unwell and I’m being screened for HIV, as the chances of me having it are negligible.
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Sometimes it can be annoying when people asking about previous events on Tattle threads, but with Vonny, I really hope someone asks about the missing hand every day so I can remember it and laugh.
I went back and read all her threads from the beginning again to refresh my memory, it’s such a wild ride 
Yeah I take it back, she causes plenty of damage. It’s insane, though. Glad she’s kept her kids off her SM/out of the press though.
She didn't, she was constantly writing about them, outing their sexuality etc on social media, selling stories like this (the hospital selfies went up on social media, her holding her other kid's hand in the waiting room, that sort of thing)
Went on for years, to the point one of her kid's dads literally went to The National (Scottish paper) to tell them they had to stop printing any columns which involved them. Yeaaaah it seems I forgot half her toxicity when I wrote above that I almost feel sorry for her .... Must have been in a soft mood.
Sorry I meant she’s stopped doing that since she went quiet the other year. She can promote the terrible metal band thing all she likes, but she best leave the children out of it.
Maybe Mr Moyes got some legal restraint on it.
Oh I see what you mean. Yes .... the whole band stuff has been common knowledge for a while and I was thinking about taking it to tattle but then I thought, ach well, so long as she's not doing anything too bad, let her get on with it. But then her sister tweeted about it and I guess that's how other people here knew, and it's true, as LurkerFrau said, she's been using the band insta more and more for her own daft selfies, she can't help herself, so
. But tattle has definitely curbed some of her worst tendencies I think.