Bloody hell! I had to put my phone down and go for a swim as I couldn’t cope with that pic of Zads in a cap. Come back to find 3 pages of filth, new members and new words that I will have to research.
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The only syndrome I'm suffering from is hungry fanny syndrome. I need to be stuffed with Zads' meat.Good plan. Maybe we could also claim some sort of protection as we are all clearly suffering from celebrity worship syndrome or similar, and this is our safe space
Apologies to Hanibo if that is triggering to you as a vegan.
abs like a xylophone. Knowing my luck he’s gay No that’s cool. I’m all about the live meat. Especially, it seems these days, when it’s of Ukrainian origin.
My vegan friendly analogy:
I want to glaze his face like a donut
I want to glaze his face like a donut
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I'd go insane. I'd be wandering the streets just going up to random women asking, "are you ElmoCookie? Are you Hanibo? Are you OrangeDuvet? Do you want to talk about how monumentally fuckable Zelensky is?" and hoping I didn't get arrested.Oh my god, what would we do if they took away this thread/support group? I’m only holding my tit together because I know I’m not the only one feeling like this
Obviously would ask about all your usernames, those were just the first ones that came to mind!
Hanibo and I would have to find each other as I have no sponsor for my problems here. My trusty (male) gay friend is not remotely interested in Zads, the only Ukrainian woman I know socially told me she didn't vote for him because she thought he was an eejit (has changed her mind since but seems immune to his hotness) and the one friend I told about Zads told me straight up she thinks I'm unhinged. I'll be unemployed by then too due to low levels of productivity.
duck. Look at him. He's perfect.
I do love this steely look of his!
“Our son wants to be a soldier”: an interview with Ukraine’s first lady
Olena Zelenska on the war, homeschooling and Russia’s hit squads
We will find each other, we’ll have no choice.
My Ukrainian friend is hot for both Zads and T, so obvs I can’t bring her to Kyiv. She would have the edge, what with speaking the language and all.
(Also, if she or my husband ever stumble across this thread, I’m outed pretty instantly
they think I’m bad, but they have no idea )what a shame. I can’t read it without a subscriptionContains much sweet detail about early courtship, marriage proposal and home life. Utterly charming and have never been so jealous in my life.“Our son wants to be a soldier”: an interview with Ukraine’s first lady
Olena Zelenska on the war, homeschooling and Russia’s hit squadswww.economist.com
If ever lost, have a meeting place with two handsome men……
if get what I’m rambling about
For the sake of my mental health and stability, I won't be reading this.Contains much sweet detail about early courtship, marriage proposal and home life. Utterly charming and have never been so jealous in my life.“Our son wants to be a soldier”: an interview with Ukraine’s first lady
Olena Zelenska on the war, homeschooling and Russia’s hit squads
Very wise. I use the description of him as a student to fuel my worryingly detailed fantasy life where I took an exchange year to university on Kyiv during my own degree where we met and he fell hopelessly in love with me and asked me to stay in Ukraine forever. Which I obviously did and have been shagging him thrice daily for 20 years. I just mentally swap out any mention of O***a and insert myself
Who needs ice cubes when we've got Olena.
Here’s Zads writing out our invites to Kyiv, exciting times 
Is this a first? Proper camo? 
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Okay, now we’re talking Zads!!!Is this a first? Proper camo?
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