Lord we all need Jesus, vova will need intensive care...I think you misunderstand. There is no bus ride home. This is a one way trip. Passports are being shredded at the border
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Zads has been checking off the Tattle checklist again
Hanibo, I'd be packìng some prime Hereford rib eye for your fella.Right, I should probably pack us some energy drinks and cranberry juice too
Its fine. I suspect G
is Ukrainian SS. I’ll smooth it over with him. Several times 
Intensive care is exactly what I intend to provide him with.
I was going to say the same
Yep, me too!I was going to say the same
Oh, bit of an issue there. Maybe some tofu
if my daydreams are anything to go by (and they’re all I have to go by, to be fair) then he’ll be well able for it.On another note, every so often I have the realisation that this trip isn’t actually happening and I get really sad and pissed off
Forget Jesus, I need a doctor.I want to kiss all along his arms and his neck and all over his face, stroke his gorgeous head, unbutton and unzip him and pull him inside me
It will. Once this thread gets picked up, we will be on our wayOn another note, every so often I have the realisation that this trip isn’t actually happening and I get really sad and pissed off
I have just been watching the video of the event he did at the UK universities, the one I could have been at if I'd got the notification earlier.
Probably good I wasn't there really. The fact of being in a room with him live on a big screen would have had me in such a state of arousal for the 90 minutes I might actually have exploded. That's assuming I hadn't already concussed myself slipping off my wet chair and/or been escorted from the building due to uncontrolled orgasmic moaning.
Probably good I wasn't there really. The fact of being in a room with him live on a big screen would have had me in such a state of arousal for the 90 minutes I might actually have exploded. That's assuming I hadn't already concussed myself slipping off my wet chair and/or been escorted from the building due to uncontrolled orgasmic moaning.
I've just noticed there's a report button on each post. Please no-one report me. I accept I need help but I can't go cold turkey on Tattle.
when it went down the other day for a bit I was like “oh tit. Have I been banned”
Would never report you. Quite enjoy reading stuff like that
There's no way you are getting reported on this thread by its loyal members because a) we are all thinking the same filthy tings and b) no one wants to draw the attention of the Moderators to this thread in the first place
Hahaha snap, had a momentary panic that the thread had been pulled and genuinely thought “what the hell will I do now?!”when it went down the other day for a bit I was like “oh tit. Have I been banned”
Oh my god, what would we do if they took away this thread/support group? I’m only holding my tit together because I know I’m not the only one feeling like thisThere's no way you are getting reported on this thread by its loyal members because a) we are all thinking the same filthy tings and b) no one wants to draw the attention of the Moderators to this thread in the first place
I am so glad I have you all. I cannot talk to my friends about this. I’ve tried and they are likeHahaha snap, had a momentary panic that the thread had been pulled and genuinely thought “what the hell will I do now?!”
I suggested we went to Magic Mike for my birthday and they looked horrified 
Meet again on Tattle under new usernames (because let's not kid ourselves, if the thread gets deleted we are getting the boot too) on new rave thread titled "Blueballs".
Good plan. Maybe we could also claim some sort of protection as we are all clearly suffering from celebrity worship syndrome or similar, and this is our safe space
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