" Dear Tattlers.
I am making this address to you in the hope that some of you will come across for me.
I may be small in stature, but-as some of you already know - I'm a very big boy .
It is to this end that I make this address.
I need to make love . If I don't get any I will explode shortly.
I have a spare 25 mins tomorrow at 10: 45 am so will require a Woman.
Can any of you rise to the challenge? This is my time of need.
And boy do I need it "