Ingognito.Queen
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The plan was for Joanne to meet them at the church before the mass.Did she give a reason why? I can’t listen until after work. What was the reason for turning up like a scruff?! So missed the mass AND turned up late looking like that. Jesus, so offensive.
Vogues mam, one of the other godmothers and Otto went together and got lost on the way to the church- I dunno what happened but Vogue said they ended us going to 3 different churches?!
It was due to start at 20 past 1 and Otto didn't arrive till 25 to 2 (Vogue was very flustered about this and the priest was getting annoyed)
Then Vogue realised that Joanne wasn't there and said to start anyway as they were already late and Joanne would probably show up any minute.
What I took from this was that - The christening started late and Joanne STILL couldn't make it on time.
Joanne was standing outside after the service with a wheely suitcase.
Her explanation was that she had a 'busy day' - she had a show the night before, had to pack her suitcase and had a botox appointment that morning. After the botox she went to the place next door for a glass of wine. When she was paying she realised she had no passport in her bag, and no pyjamas or jacket. So she had to get an Uber back to her place and grab her stuff.
Joanne tried to defend herself and said Vogue was very light on the details and never really told her where it was on or what was happening. At this point Vogue pulled out a text that she had sent Joanne with the time, address etc.
So...she missed the entire christening and didn't bring a present.