Vicky Pattison #12 Crouching claw, swinging jaw

[bananabutter]

Basically yes. All while she’s lying to easily influenced people saying it’s because she had the implant removed. She only advertises he working out so little legs can start his business. She’s either put on the lash or pigging out, when she did that on geordie shore she was no where near as small as she is now. I call bullshit on her healthier lifestyle as the reason.

When my first implant came out two years ago, I lost…. *drum roll please*….. 1.5 pounds somehow I doubt that’s responsible for her weight loss

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Pretty sure John cheated on her when on a lads holiday and it was papped. Can anyone confirm?

Random one but he owns some bar in Bridlington (or he did) and I once saw him working there after they split up

Yes he still owns the bar with his brother Jed. My other half loosely knows him (friend of a friend) he’s doing very well for himself, looks good (if that’s your bag, he’s not mine) tall fit and has a few quid, as do his family….pretty much everything little legs isn’t….she must be gutted every single day

 

[Laney35]

Finished watching the documentary last night. The absolute crocodile tears in saying she wants kids, wants her dad to meet them. So annoyed he fell of the wagon at Christmas but no wonder when he was around you and all your cronies. I am so sick and tired of everyone loving her. Makes me sick.
On Ferne’s programme jaw swinging, preaching body positivity when she filters the shot out of hers.

 

[funkimunki1984]

Is it so they can all go on ex on the beach?

More like clap on the beach. Wouldn’t go near anyone from those shows. Probably all have an unhealthy dose of some incurable STI’s

 

[Cady1954]

I wish her and her uterus would just fuck off.

 

[funkimunki1984]

Ah ladies, I have today began my period. I’ve been inspired by Queen VP to lie in my bed all day, take photos of my bloated tummy, eat chocolate for every meal and tonight I’m going to get really really drunk so that my symptoms are even worse tomorrow. Can’t understand why my partner is so annoyed at me for just looking after myself and doing what my idol inspiration and queen has told me to do?! If anyone could enlighten me about what I’m doing wrong, I’d appreciate it. x

Can you imagine if every woman in the country did this during their period (and the countdown to it)?

 

[GBNI]

More transparency and honesty on social media? How can she not see how hypocritical she is? Yet, if you call her out I've no doubt she would splash all your account details across her page.

 

[Norfolking Good]

Kinda sums her up doesn’t it, advertising a rubbish collection service. Really hitting the big times now!

 

[WeefBellington]

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Yeah looks really appetising that, pet!

That’s air cans face when she takes her pants off after a week of not showering on the blob

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Seeing the Stephen Bear thread trending about his court case reminded me- didn’t aul Vicky used to date him?

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

She was ’juggling all the hats today’ because the dog walker cancelled? And she hasn’t eaten? Oh because no one sent free food today that’s why… she needs to get a proper life & job honestly she’s so deluded

She honestly thinks she some fucking CEO boss bitch when she’s just a pathetic washed up reality star who is clinging on to any remaining ‘fame’

 

[HeyBabes]

State of the Facetune on this! How can she post every so often about loving yourself etc when she clearly photoshops her pics. So disingenuous

She looks like jack nicholson as the joker

 

[HeyBabes]

Why do her nails look like this omg

Look at all that crap under her nails, like A Petri dish

 

[jayne2240]

Someone give this girl an intervention, PLEASE. Nobody needs to know she’s got the shits. It’s ludicrous. I wouldn’t tell that to some of my closest friends, PEOPLE DONT NEED OR WANT TO KNOW THAT VICKY. she’s fucking icky.

 

[LaraQ]

When the fuck does he ever work?.No one with a real job of any kind can just take off on these mini breaks every other week.

 

[giovanna101]

Let's see if the 5th birthday treat will cheer up our poppet.

A more burning question is why does she think anyone gives a fuck?

 

[Rach88]

The people commenting 'oh thanks for normalizing this' its not normal its grim and why out yourself as a person thats grim

 

[Sam5262]

M&S giving her free food and free pyjamas has really put me off shopping there.

Me too sick of this bloody grifter

 

[WeefBellington]

So nice that she's disappeared. Such a shame that we know she will be back bombarding us with ads and gifted bullshit again soon. Clearly playing games. This has absolutely nothing to do with showing respect. She wouldn't know respect if it slapped her in the face.

It’s made me realise how much I enjoy insta without all the binfluencers - I’ve removed her as well as that twat hinch, skank solaman and disgusting creature Charlotte Dawson. Deffo feel better not seeing them flogging crap

 

[Nadja]

Funny that she's always a long time fan whenever anything free is sent her way