Unpopular Opinions #24

Are you a bum washer?


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Carry on discussing whether you wash your chicken/bumhole etc etc etc
 
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water is expensive these days, and we know washing chicken is VERY important so I can't blame you
All you chicken washers need to come to Scotland, you can afford to wash both your chicken and your arse here!!
 
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I don't think bum washing is that common in any of Europe, not just the UK. I hardly ever see bedays in Europe anymore.

If your poop is leaving mess all over you a-hole it's a sign of a bad diet. And getting poo on you ring is not the same as having it on your hands, it's a different sort of skin.

Wash it, use baby wipes , just use paper, I don't really cares what others do with their bums. But if just using toilet paper was disgusting then the majority of the western world woulndt be doing it. I find washing it with just water and a hand more disgusting.
 
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Hang on what? Those who use a bidet just use their hand directly on their shitty ring with some water?! I assumed there would be some soap involved at least. Detty pigs.
 
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Y’all must have really shitty diets (no pun intended) most of the time my poop comes out there’s not much there to wipe sometimes nothing at all to wipe it’s that smooth
 
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Hang on what? Those who use a bidet just use their hand directly on their shitty ring with some water?! I assumed there would be some soap involved at least. Detty pigs.
I think you’re confused on how bidets work, they’re to be used in addition to toilet paper, not instead of! You spray your arse with water, then you clean it with toilet paper. Or you can just spray the toilet paper and use that directly.
You obviously don’t just use your bare hand to smear shit and water around that’d be really weird
 
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Interesting discussion, but does anyone wash the chicken's bumhole at least.
 
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This thread is the gift that keeps on giving
Ngl this is one of the funniest threads on tattle, it’s nice to get a break from the influencer bitching sometimes.
I actually think the arse washing has proved more divisive than the chicken washing u know, according to the poll it’s nearly a 50/50 split between dry wipers and arse washers
 
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Interesting discussion, but does anyone wash the chicken's bumhole at least.
of course, the chickens bumhole gets an extra wash with an extra piece of Lemon. Maybe I should get a chicken bidet next to my kitchen sink
 
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I will never view water the same way again. Do i drink it, wash my arse with it or wash my chicken with it????
The options are endless...
 
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