Unpopular Opinions #24

[WilmaHun]

New thread.

Old thread here:

Unpopular Opinions #23

Last discussing loving other peoples children and babies being parasites. We got very close to calling a 'Fig Roll' time out. Continue here ....

tattle.life

Carry on discussing whether you wash your chicken/bumhole etc etc etc

 

[watermelon sugar]

I chose none of the above. I leave all of the water in my house solely to wash my chicken

 

[Peaches_xox]

I chose none of the above. I leave all of the water in my house solely to wash my chicken

eh? dont you use toilet roll... im confused and you're gonna have to give us a step by step on what you do after a poo

 

[watermelon sugar]

eh? dont you use toilet roll... im confused and you're gonna have to give us a step by step on what you do after a poo

omg peaches I was obvs joking you head

 

[Peaches_xox]

omg peaches I was obvs joking you head

all I'm hearing is watermelon doesn't clean her bum after a poo

 

[watermelon sugar]

all I'm hearing is watermelon doesn't clean her bum after a poo

i save it all for my chicken

 

[Peaches_xox]

i save it all for my chicken

water is expensive these days, and we know washing chicken is VERY important so I can't blame you

 

[Mamacita]

water is expensive these days, and we know washing chicken is VERY important so I can't blame you

All you chicken washers need to come to Scotland, you can afford to wash both your chicken and your arse here!!

 

[watermelon sugar]

All you chicken washers need to come to Scotland, you can afford to wash both your chicken and your arse here!!

Joke

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

I don't think bum washing is that common in any of Europe, not just the UK. I hardly ever see bedays in Europe anymore.

If your poop is leaving mess all over you a-hole it's a sign of a bad diet. And getting poo on you ring is not the same as having it on your hands, it's a different sort of skin.

Wash it, use baby wipes , just use paper, I don't really cares what others do with their bums. But if just using toilet paper was disgusting then the majority of the western world woulndt be doing it. I find washing it with just water and a hand more disgusting.

 

[LaBlonde]

I chose none of the above. I leave all of the water in my house solely to wash my chicken

this is the correct action.

the cleanliness of your chicken should come first before everything else

 

[WilmaHun]

I don't think bum washing is that common in any of Europe, not just the UK. I hardly ever see bedays in Europe anymore.

If your poop is leaving mess all over you a-hole it's a sign of a bad diet. And getting poo on you ring is not the same as having it on your hands, it's a different sort of skin.

Wash it, use baby wipes , just use paper, I don't really cares what others do with their bums. But if just using toilet paper was disgusting then the majority of the western world woulndt be doing it. I find washing it with just water and a hand more disgusting.

Hang on what? Those who use a bidet just use their hand directly on their crappy ring with some water?! I assumed there would be some soap involved at least. Detty pigs.

 

[Emmelina Ball]

Y’all must have really crappy diets (no pun intended) most of the time my poop comes out there’s not much there to wipe sometimes nothing at all to wipe it’s that smooth

 

[Deeznutslol]

Hang on what? Those who use a bidet just use their hand directly on their crappy ring with some water?! I assumed there would be some soap involved at least. Detty pigs.

I think you’re confused on how bidets work, they’re to be used in addition to toilet paper, not instead of! You spray your arse with water, then you clean it with toilet paper. Or you can just spray the toilet paper and use that directly.
You obviously don’t just use your bare hand to smear tit and water around that’d be really weird

 

[Emmelina Ball]

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[JOHN1967]

Interesting discussion, but does anyone wash the chicken's bumhole at least.

 

[Deeznutslol]

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving

Ngl this is one of the funniest threads on tattle, it’s nice to get a break from the influencer bitching sometimes.
I actually think the arse washing has proved more divisive than the chicken washing u know, according to the poll it’s nearly a 50/50 split between dry wipers and arse washers

 

[Peaches_xox]

Interesting discussion, but does anyone wash the chicken's bumhole at least.

of course, the chickens bumhole gets an extra wash with an extra piece of Lemon. Maybe I should get a chicken bidet next to my kitchen sink

 

[Meangirl815]

I will never view water the same way again. Do i drink it, wash my arse with it or wash my chicken with it????
The options are endless...

 

[littlewonder]

I will never view water the same way again. Do i drink it, wash my arse with it or wash my chicken with it????
The options are endless...

you do all three, with the same water, the order is up to you, hope that helps xxxx