I do believe that most people do find it funny but, because it's not a socially acceptable behaviour, people act all disgusted and treat it as a tabu.
I do find it funny as well btw
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I do find it funny as well btw
I'm ok with farts but I cannot for the life of me stand a burp. Those ones that smell and are SO loud. Aggghh
I actually agree. I find a burp worse and I think they smell worse too! Probably because it’s right by your face where as a fart has some time to waft before it hits you
Surprised by how popular my UO is!
If you let rip, ensure you have an exit strategy to swiftly move away otherwise you may find you cant escape it yourself
I don’t think women should be embarrassed or shamed for liking designer handbags, men don’t get anywhere near the same amount of flak and jusdgement for owning expensive watches.
Everyone loves their own brand though, right?
Farting is brilliant, it helps alleviate gas pains and sounds hilarious. Dunno why people get all uptight about it, everyone does it! Im jealous of people who can burp though because I physically can’t do it and sometimes it feels like it would be a relief to.
You can use farting as a tool to keep people from getting too close in queues and while out shopping. A face mask protects your identity.
I saw someone physically lift their arse cheeks to fart when I was walking through town once, she just stopped dead in the middle of a conversation to let rip, it was the sort of one that echoed all around. I thought it was quite funny.
Have you been following me around town again?
True!! Everyone does it!!!
Yes i see a lot of girls and young women and even older sometimes in office attire in shops and Pret etc and walking around the town centre.. i'm sorry but it's not professional and looks revolting. You do not naturally have an orange face (whether its from fake tan or just as I am seeing sometime a bad foundation choice) and sharpied eyebrows . I would find it very hard to take anyone in business seriously if they are willing to go around looking like a clown.what's with girls from the UK and fake tanning? can anyone explain
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suspecting this is the instagram and social media culture of everyone must look "good"
I listened to a fascinating episode of the This American Life podcast yesterday on Putin and you would be surprised at some of the public opinions they found...We are so use to our slimy scummy politicians who do more bad than good to the country. Zelensky is a breath of fresh air and I think him staying in Ukraine has brought hope to the Ukrainian people.
I think a lot of them are returning home to fight because others have stayed to fight, I believe Ukraine will be OK
Putin is bleeping scum, you're out of your bleeping mind if you think otherwise. I work with Russians, they don't want putin and he has a very low approval rate in Russia not to mention at this stage is an unelected dictator. I swear people would argue Hitler wasn't that bad a guy
the one that gets me is why job agencies have private numbers???
Ok I'll bite.. what's s wrong with Australia/Canada/New Zealand governments?
UO I refuse to believe that every siren I hear while at home is a genuine police or medical emergency. I have heard 6 today so far including 3 in the last half hour. They also seem to regularly go off between 8 am and 10 am in the morning and even on Sundays. I live in a relatively quiet West London town and i hear sirens there way more than when I am visiting New York. Also given the fact that you only see police around my town/town centre/area when they are picking up takeaway food or coffee and not dealing with the local drunk and drugged population /actual real crime this only adds to the fact I think they are just putting them on so their Nandos doesn't get cold.
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Food does NOT need a pinch of salt every 5 seconds. If you're adding sauces and ingredients to pasta, these will contain enough salt so adding a pinch to boiling water is counter productive.
Okay... I first read this UO as taking a sh*t actually in public, like in a park or something, and was like, that's a bit extreme!
But if you mean in a public loo then I'm 100% with you!
I got out of the way, as you do, to let an ambulance with lights flashing and siren blaring by. Further on, less than a mile, I stopped at the garage. The paramedics were inside buying snacks.
I think sometimes the fire service do test fastest routes at different times of day, which is fair enough.
To their credit the fire engines rarely have sirens going.. they seem to only use them in real emergencies.
I do get baffled by the siren thing. It sounds petty but I am almost glad I don't have to WFH.. it's that disruptive. yes this is the town centre but it is also a highly residential area. What adds to the feeling that these sirens are not genuine emergencies is the fact that the ambulances are not talking the fastest route to the hospital but a really round about way to and from the hospital that is almost in the next town.
Fire services just make me think of when as a teen we had a fire in our home on Xmas Day at a time when there was NO traffic back in the day(unlike now) despite being a 5 or 10 min away from the fire station on a direct road the fire engine took that long to get to our home my Dad and our next door neighbour had the fire out by the time they turned up
I had a school friend who sadly died after collapsing age 15. She collapsed on the same road as where the ambulance station is. Road is a mile long at most. It was a Saturday night and the ambulance took nearly an hour to arrive.
Not sure if it's an UO but those BBC adverts for Comic Relief are really annoying.
I know they're for charity, but they're on every five minutes and weren't funny the first time. I'll happily donate if they stop playing them!
I know they're for charity, but they're on every five minutes and weren't funny the first time. I'll happily donate if they stop playing them!
I won’t, only about 000.3% of what I donate will get there, most will go on the celebs fees.
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