Unjaded Jade #14 she's not like other gorls

[emm]

Well I hope she doesn’t start saying she speaks Portuguese “intuitively from Spanish” because she doesn’t even know how to pluralise nouns in Spanish (seen her last insta story… the plural of “mi amor” is “miS amorEs”, not “mi amors” lol)

Another great advert for that language app she was promoting

 

[Merpedy]

Lmao you were right

Now that’s what I call Solo backpacking!

 

[Blueglacier]

I mean I love my brother and the only part of that post I appreciated was that you do choose to become friends with your siblings.
Everything else she's written sounds so creepy.
How are ppl on Instagram praising her and not saying it sounds really weird?

Also guys she's a product manager at several companies according to her new reel!

 

[PiefaceG]

Wouldn’t be an Oxford trip without Jade mentioning her rejection from them

I hate her stupid face

 

[mindlessness]

Blimey, I haven't followed Niomi in about 4 years, has she seriously broke up with someone based on a butterfly?

Well she did break up with him. Even wrote word salad on it for Hello!

'You can be your own Valentine' Niomi Smart on why we should all lean into self-love

Following a recent break-up, the digital creator guides us through what she's learned on her journey...

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But then they reunited.
It's very entertaining.

 

[Hot_Dogs_Or_Toes]

The fact her brother took the bikini pic and the way she’s staring longingly at him in the other pic omggg she has 0 self awareness it’s so incestuous. I’m so sure she’s autistic

What the photo didn't show was him with a raging hard on whilst he was taking it too. Probably anyway

 

[missmina]

Parents getting a divorce? "roots" made me thing family related.

Maybe she finally realized her father is a mlm scammer and mom a nutjob

 

[emm]

Yeah she said when she was at the London stage of her course that she felt like she was at uni finally, and that people who went to uni in the UK had a proper life. I’m surprised to hear her want to promote the kind of higher education she had when she does regret not having the experience her friends did. Or does she mean she just wants to capitalise on the growing trend for online degrees and pretend that’s groundbreaking just because you’re in another country and doing an online degree. She comes across as so insincere. I don’t know how her followers like her “everything is amazing” BS. You can still make the most out of life without being an over the top weirdo.

I bet she's trying to become a paid ambassador of minerva or something (was she paid by them before? Pretty sure that other Russian youtuber whose name escapes me was)

 

[Blueglacier]

Knowing Jade she's probably gotten the term wrong
Maybe she thinks queer means not fitting in or some shit
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And she keeps deleting every tik tok lol

 

[Emmog]

My goodness her latest video is so navel gazing. She needs to get out of her own head and do something of value.

 

[3littlekittens]

At least with Anna she's genuinely interested in studying languages and puts in the work to find resources and learn. Jade just walks around saying she's fluent in everything even though she didn't study the language at all.

 

[ECH]

I don't agree - a 3.5 GPA is not equivalent to a 1st, even if you take into account those variables (I've worked in university admissions). Getting 80-100% on exams in the US is not the same as getting 80-100% in the UK university system; it's not so much about one being "harder" than the other, it's simply because they have completely different grading systems. e.g. In the UK a dissertation with a mark of 85% would generally be considered an outstanding piece of work, maybe even top of your class, whereas in the US this same percentage is about a B (so a good piece of work, but by no means the top of the class). Or as another example, a 64% in the US is pretty bad, whereas this is a solid grade in the UK.

The original poster was correct, a 3.5 GPA is considered to be broadly in the 2.1 category. I agree that there's all sorts of variables that make these things difficult to compare so there's no exact conversion, but I've never seen 3.5 GPA considered comparable to a 1st.

Yeah, I work in a university for reference and I would say the average grade probably sits around 66-68%. This would be a D in America, but they're all pretty high achieving students getting high 2:1s which is a good grade in the UK. Getting 100% in the USA is the same as getting in the 80%s in the UK. I've never seen anyone at my uni get a grade higher than 85%, and whilst I'm sure they're out there, the students with those 85%s are lauded as amazing students.

 

[emm]

No it’s definitely her personal company finances, sixteenth will be making millions of pounds a year. It’s crazy how much influencers make and I want more people to realise jade is on another level of wealth despite portraying this relatable image. Like she’s gotta be in the top 5% of earners in the uk

And that's before yu consider her family, I'd magine her parents would or could help her buy somewhere

 

[justonemorepage]

She's going to be absolutely insufferable on this trip. She's doing my tits in already.

 

[emm]

Wait, who broke up with who? Because I got the impression she broke up with him. I do think she's going to go full Megan crabbe and date the whole spectrum of genders next.

She'll start identifying as non binary or something (if she's not already, didn't make it to the end of the video)

 

[FolderDuvet]

I don’t think she actually speaks any Dutch?

Like I think she speaks a little bit, but it's not a language she's fluent in. I would be slightly surprised if she said she was A1 in it.

 

[slamvs27]

That's how I hype my best friends or partners up/ vice versa. Does she have none of those to hype her up like that? To post something as cringy as that and wait for her followers to reciprocate? How sad and desperate do you have to be to do that??
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New profile pick anyone?

 

[Larancia]

Ah yes the countryside

That made me question my humanity

 

[emmer_moans]

Can we all take a moment to congratulate that man on making a truly excellent decision in his life. Well done sir.

Took him a while though...
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The guy watching this video like

She also says this breakup was harder than school EXAMS and SOLO TRAVELLING...Jesus those were the most difficult moments of her life?? No wonder she's so out of touch with anyone who isn't a privileged white person.

Imagine being SOOO upset that you remind yourself to turn on the camera first to cry..

I'm actually scared!

 

[mindlessness]

less than 2mins into the the new video and she had to mention she was the only british person at minerva (again)

The Semester has barely begun. How will she cope come October