Finances:
- "The struggle is funny...only if it's superficial though"
- People make GoFundMe's to stay in Minerva
- They love free food
Social:
- "Alone time is rare." There's also no campus, so if you want to work you have to pay to go to a cafe or something. If you need to do a conference call or have a therapy session or just a moment to yourself, good luck. As an introvert, this sounds like an absolute nightmare.
- Making friends:
I wonder who that "certain type of person" is...imagine going to school with 20 other Jade's in your class. No thank you.
- Jade says "people have such high EQ's" (yea, like you Jade?)
- Minerva is special because there's flexibility between conversations about the weather and deep conversations (such as historical silences)
I can't roll my eyes hard enough. In my classes, we literally talk about historical silences (it's a deep conversation, yes, that's contained in an academic setting so we don't start pulling stuff out of our ass just to sound "deep" and profound). Do they not have that at Minerva lol? Or is that a strictly friendship type of conversation?
Racism:
- Token black girl answers Jade's audience's questions for her. (snark aside, I'm glad she at least included her). She said "the Minerva community is great and so open-minded!" (cue to Jade marvelling at how "there are even BLACK people, people from AFRICA going to this university!!"- is that video still up lol)
Love life:
- "Are we incestuous- yes". What the fuck. Is wrong with these people.
- Jade smirking because she literally went to a dick appointment in the height of the pandemic. She didn't give a fuck about harming other people. "It's a small Swiss village though!!"...yea, with less access to hospitals and a smaller knit community. She even said she will not apologize for it which is crazy to me. Why isn't she cancelled yet??
- Downloading Bumble "changed Jade's life." Good for you, I guess.
Oh, how a picture speaks a thousand words...
"Don't force yourself to be here" as everyone looks forced to be there, and Jade side-eyes the camera...
Ok, thanks for reading all that guys. Brb going for my mental health walk.