Alan is now working as a handyman
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he got a real job
Wonder why the change
Prob got threatened by Liam to stop trading
Prob got threatened by Liam to stop trading
Absolutely no one messaged him did they 🥱
the way this clown has such a god complex is painful…I’d rather dig my own grave and sit in it than call this cxnt for help and feed his ENORMOUS ego.
the way this clown has such a god complex is painful…I’d rather dig my own grave and sit in it than call this cxnt for help and feed his ENORMOUS ego.Attachments
The second hand embarrassment I get from him. King of detailing yet can’t reach 1k on his new page. I give it a couple of months until the ‘I just don’t have the time, I need to focus on the HQ and my trainees and maddie needs to focus on swishing her hair whilst looking at herself in the mirror in a gym set’Absolutely no one messaged him did they 🥱
His new 7 year coating, with proven data. Maybe I’m wrong but for it to be proven doesn’t that mean he’d have had to been testing it on a car for 7 years?
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Mad how he has over 3000 online subs but his new page isn’t getting them follows 
Waiting for him to say he’s been in an amazing partnership with Renault St.Helens for 7 years and they’ve been testing his coating out on their specialist cars for 7 years now and that’s how he has proven data cos you know how much Renault St.Helens admire king nxnce UBV….absolutely nothing to do with the fact his ma works thereHe must have a laboratory in his Ma’s utility room
On todays episode of ‘UBV Lies’ - Audi have no gearboxes for over 12 months 
….wanted to buy his child a “brand new” RSQ3 but that never came about…yeah cos you were NEVER gonna do it there’s 40 BRAND NEW delivery miles rsq3’s on Autotrader alone but na you stayed in your lane and got a 1 series. Acting like he was gonna slap 60 bags down on a car for her
….wanted to buy his child a “brand new” RSQ3 but that never came about…yeah cos you were NEVER gonna do it there’s 40 BRAND NEW delivery miles rsq3’s on Autotrader alone but na you stayed in your lane and got a 1 series. Acting like he was gonna slap 60 bags down on a car for her Attachments
On todays episode of ‘UBV Lies’ - Audi have no gearboxes for over 12 months
The Scouse Pinocchio.
That would be true if he was scouse
Thought this for few weeks now. Girl needs to eat something. Not healthy seeing ribsFfs, The Baddie is now launching a range of camel toe enhancing gym wear by the looks of things. These lot really wanna be the cringiest firm on insta don’t they
Expect tit like this for the foreseeable. Poor girl needs to up her carbs. #SaveMaddie #NSPCC
This guy makes me absolutely crease, a brand new RSQ3 for barely legal Maddie come on, even the most loyal of Urban Valet fans surely wouldn't fall for that one. Is the baddies entire marketing strategy for her alibaba gym clothes simply taking pictures of her own ass? seems a strange one to me. Also for all he does for them Andy doesnt even get a follow on instagram from his new 'brand' page. harsh
With out sounding horrible. Andys a mug
He will regret working for him one day
Well he thinks he’s going to be taking over UBV’s business once the main nonce packs his bags.
He should really just start up himself and take over all of his mobile clients but he doesn’t have the balls to do that.
Is she just trying to sell this tit through thirst trap posts for the Ubv cult 
