TV Ads You Hate

[Sir Lancelot]

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On The Beach. If the obnoxious family on the advert are the type of clientele this company attract then I for one won't be booking with them.

The boy who licks the ice cream needs a kick in the fucking teeth.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Verisure again!
Three young men seettling down to watch the footie on telly. Two chime-in about their brilliant Verisure alarms and How Safe They Feel just switching them on which instantly makes the third completely paranoid that he DOES NOT HAVE ONE and "Should I get one too?"
"Yes!" the other trill in unison.
FFS
Can I just add about the amount of adverts now in the breaks? Yesterday we counted SIX! All were funeral plans, life assurance, recliner chairs, mobility scooters and pleas from UNICEF and Water Aid. The programmes these days are shorter that the ad breaks, ie the 35 year old repeats are just there to pad-out the adverts

 

[emm]

I don't know why companies think celebs advertising products like that makes anyone 2ant to buy them, if anything I think like you. Waste of their advertising money which we are then paying for, would rather buy something cheaper

 

[EllenDeGenerate]

Any and all ads about incontinence wear.

 

[Bettyboo2475]

Andrex - reported it as watching a lady fart and walk to toilet is not a way to increase toilet paper sales!! Unfortunately ASA dont agree and thinks it's all in good humour as we all fart!! Well I don't at work.

 

[watermelon sugar]

The 3 advert ‘iLl HaVe ThE gRaVlaX pLeAsE’

 

[~vix~83~]

The Asda adverts, I find the man/dad so annoying!

 

[bubbadabut]

The new Halifax ad with the full version of "Stand By Me" by Oasis. Just when I thought they'd stopped showing the bench one with the awful acoustic version of it. I hate how banks ads make out that they're your friend.

We Buy Any Car using the Nightcrawlers "Push the Feeling On"

My Spotify subscription has expired, so I'm now getting ads on there. There's a really patronising one about the pronunciation of Hyundai cars. Note to companies: Never lecture the consumer.

 

[Behelzabobs]

Pure Cremations
People enthusiastically chatting about their funeral as if they were deciding where to go on holiday

 

[Mr Krabs]

In the US you get Viagra and incontinence products advertised.

I was genuinely shocked that they advertise prescription drugs on American TV, and actually encourage you to ask your doctor for certain drugs!

The adverts are hilarious though. It's always a soothing voice going on about the new miracle drug for migraines/cancer/schizophrenia, and images of happy people arranging flowers and playing with their grandkids. The happy imagines continue while they read out a list of utterly horrific side effects. "You may be at increased risk of suicide. You may suffer hair loss, shortness of breath, or bleeding from your anus..."

And then the next advert will be for a law firm "if you've been affected by drug X, call us today and sue."

America is awesome.

 

[Olli1510]

The one where Eva Longoria mouths hylouronic acid at the screen as if people are stupid. She’s the stupid one for thinking we believe she actually uses L’Oréal skincare.

 

[Miss Ophelia]

The Graze healthy snack with the back of her head talking to her, getting worse the adverts and no doubt costing more.

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Two words...Stacey Solomon.
She will advertise anything, if it was the 1940s I swear she would be the poster girl for he Nazi party. "This is what happens when the kids get to the hello fresh box before you do"...fuck off and tell ur husband to get a job so u don't need to whore urself to any company that comes knocking.

Considering Stacey is Jewish, not very likely

 

[Mr Krabs]

The Tinder ad, where Miss Lip Fillers moves to a new city and feels lonely, so goes out and shags a load of people. Surely there are better ways to make friends?

 

[Cereal Killer]

Not sure if this one has been mentioned... jet2 ad is so annoying! I hate Jess Glynn’s voice and that ad grates on me.

 

[TripleC's]

Always will be NATIONWIDE I cant even describe the utter contempt I have for it , its been a few years of these poems that mean nothing spoken by idiots , I have to press mute , but hearing the statg of one makes my blood boil , there is just something about the way they are put together that feels sickly fake

 

[Miss Perla]

The Tena Lady knickers that look like they've been made with that crimplolene craft paper. I mean really!

 

[easyliketuesdayafternoon]

The ASDA advert with Michael Bublé - super wooden and he looks like he'd rather be anywhere else but there! Think of the £££ and slap a smile on mate!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I hate that advert so much too. If I knew who’s idea it was I’d post a turd through their letterbox everyday for the rest of their lives.

I could throttle the fat kid.

 

[Mahamotel]

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