Trim with Tan #9 We can't ma luvs she's MIA or gaining 6lb and above

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Why on earth did they fanny about in Blackpool first though? I know the distance isn't much but I'd much rather have the beautiful scenery of the lakes for a little while longer than a quckie game of crazy golf and the fragrant sea air of Bpool. Especially Bowness, its my favourite region of the lake district.
That’s what chavs do!
 
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When you do go away for the weekend in the Lake District where there’s lots of nice independent restaurants doing deliveries would you not treat yourselves and get that rather than doner meat and garlic sauce stone cold sober at 5pm 😂🤢.

I also thought she’d be dolled up in her porn make up but she didn’t even bother with that! I’m curious as to who the dog sitter was as she dog sitter rather than her mum or family member. Surprised she would leave April in the hands of a stranger as she’s such a controlfreak with that dog. Imagine her being a know it all giving strict instructions to the poor person.

it’s like they literally don’t know what to do together as a couple,like they can’t be a couple. Just two people who know each other, they don’t even seem to have a friendship to their relationship.

Her side profile is back to her before pics!
 

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That’s what chavs do!
I'm not shaming Blackers either, spent many a day trip/weekend there though I do prefer the east coast. You're either scuzzing it up in Blackpool or you're doing classy in the lakes. Not both maloof 😂😂😂
 
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Isn't she an absolute joy, her reaction when Chris suggested going to rarrd the rarrrds at t'pleasure beach 😳🤣🤣
No ma luv, us'll go fer a narce game of crazy golf and ill stand and take piss out of you instead.

Thanks for the thread title, my first ever one ma luvs 🥰
 
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When you do go away for the weekend in the Lake District where there’s lots of nice independent restaurants doing deliveries would you not treat yourselves and get that rather than doner meat and garlic sauce stone cold sober at 5pm 😂🤢.

I also thought she’d be dolled up in her porn make up but she didn’t even bother with that! I’m curious as to who the dog sitter was as she dog sitter rather than her mum or family member. Surprised she would leave April in the hands of a stranger as she’s such a controlfreak with that dog. Imagine her being a know it all giving strict instructions to the poor person.

it’s like they literally don’t know what to do together as a couple,like they can’t be a couple. Just two people who know each other, they don’t even seem to have a friendship to their relationship.

Her side profile is back to her before pics!
Bet it was her uncle ! I couldn't see Tan having a stranger in her house ,the uncle would think the house was like a palace compared to what he was used to .
 
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When you do go away for the weekend in the Lake District where there’s lots of nice independent restaurants doing deliveries would you not treat yourselves and get that rather than doner meat and garlic sauce stone cold sober at 5pm 😂🤢.

I also thought she’d be dolled up in her porn make up but she didn’t even bother with that! I’m curious as to who the dog sitter was as she dog sitter rather than her mum or family member. Surprised she would leave April in the hands of a stranger as she’s such a controlfreak with that dog. Imagine her being a know it all giving strict instructions to the poor person.

it’s like they literally don’t know what to do together as a couple,like they can’t be a couple. Just two people who know each other, they don’t even seem to have a friendship to their relationship.

Her side profile is back to her before pics!
We had some lovely meals in bowness, I'm not even a pizza fan but we had a gorgeous pizza at a little Italian restaurant down near the shore. I still think about it 2 years on 😂
 
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Am I the only that thought the lockdown rules didn't change until 17 May for leaving your children overnight? The rules are still essential childcare only for WORK...not so you can go on a weekend away.
 
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Am I the only that thought the lockdown rules didn't change until 17 May for leaving your children overnight? The rules are still essential childcare only for WORK...not so you can go on a weekend away.
Good point, I never even though of that. I’m sure someone pointed it out on one of her videos not so long ago about the boyyyz going to her Mum‘s for tea one night and she ripped their head off saying she wasn’t doing anything wrong as she’s allowed a childcare bubble. I wouldn’t say lazy Tan needing a break after being sooooor buseh with the crafteh business a proper reason!
 
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The first thing that struck me was...........the eyebrows wtf. Agree with you all, boring pair.
 
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Good point, I never even though of that. I’m sure someone pointed it out on one of her videos not so long ago about the boyyyz going to her Mum‘s for tea one night and she ripped their head off saying she wasn’t doing anything wrong as she’s allowed a childcare bubble. I wouldn’t say lazy Tan needing a break after being sooooor buseh with the crafteh business a proper reason!
Lol that was me lol stupid witch I was raging
 
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So she went wedding dress shopping, looking filthy as usual 🤮 god she's vile. Also seen the state of her bannister, just look at all the dirt and grime on that!!! What a dirty pig!
Did you notice her nails ? and what has happened to “ma best friend Megan” ma loofs ? Also felt sorry for wee Annie not getting a mention when she was out her walk. All attention on April as per ...
 
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Lol that was me lol stupid witch I was raging
I remember her being really snotty, no change there ma love 😂

So she went wedding dress shopping, looking filthy as usual 🤮 god she's vile. Also seen the state of her bannister, just look at all the dirt and grime on that!!! What a dirty pig!
Can you imagine what the person in the shop must have thought when they handed her a sparkly white dress 🙈🤣
Urgh, the bannister 🤢

Did you notice her nails ? and what has happened to “ma best friend Megan” ma loofs ? Also felt sorry for wee Annie not getting a mention when she was out her walk. All attention on April as per ...
No mention of Megan at all these days is there! She used to be up her arse. I thought that, poor Annie, clearly not arsed about her but she’s obsessed with April

Well 6 months of the Cambridge diet ti look forward to 😏
Think we can all guess what will happen, she’ll get the weight off with the shakes then pile it on after the wedding. Back to square one ma loves
 
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What the hell was that rank "full English" she had for dinner 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I’m sure the Cambridge shakes will be more appetising than that 🤢

Re the dress it just shows how impulsive she is, she could have just waited for her Mum to go with her to the second shop seeing as she’s paying for it, I’m sure her Mum would have liked to see her look at dresses (not matter how scruffy she looks 🙈) typical Tanya, she won’t wait.
 
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