Love the health and hygiene warning of washing your hands after touching meat, wiping them to dry them down your jeans afterwards is optional, ma loofs!
Oh and the music...pissing myself!
Trim with Tan #3 Farrrnnn darnnnning and trackies but I still prefer tinned tatties (ma loofs)
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Love the health and hygiene warning of washing your hands after touching meat, wiping them to dry them down your jeans afterwards is optional, ma loofs!
Oh and the music...pissing myself!
Food optimising at its finest. One word. Restriction.Quite an arty looking butty that Tan
Its amazing!
70's sitcom gold...like something Mildred would have on to get George in the mood !
Love the health and hygiene warning of washing your hands after touching meat, wiping them to dry them down your jeans afterwards is optional, ma loofs!
Oh and the music...pissing myself!
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knew you'd all love it LOL made me howl the first time I saw it although id forgotten the sinister looking crossed metal skewers over the pot of yogurt for dessert
Love the health and hygiene warning of washing your hands after touching meat, wiping them to dry them down your jeans afterwards is optional, ma loofs!
Oh and the music...pissing myself!
she's a filth packet for sure, when she was emptying the beans into the bowl for the soup all the juice is dripping off the lid onto the floor, she never even notices let alone wipes it up. And her lectures about hand washing usually involve her washing them rarrrt overall the pots stacked int sink ma loof
knew you'd all love it LOL made me howl the first time I saw it although id forgotten the sinister looking crossed metal skewers over the pot of yogurt for dessert
And her lectures about hand washing usually involve her washing them rarrrt overall the pots stacked int sink ma loof
then proceeds to dry them on the floor cloth/t towel..She’s an environmental health officers dream Come true 
ma loofsshe sure is ma loof......check out the swamp she's washing up in!!! and leaves the glass until last
Have you seen her dinner 
like something Worzel Gummidge pulled from under his oxter 
looks like a plate of straw 
the budgies could use it to nest in 
like something Worzel Gummidge pulled from under his oxter looks like a plate of straw the budgies could use it to nest in @lexiloo your sure trying to have us throwing up on are shoes tonight....that's like something a farmer would dip his sheep in ffs ...no wonder poor Corby has a food phobia :~she sure is ma loof......check out the swamp she's washing up in!!! and leaves the glass until last
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enjoy the entire thing ma loveHave you seen her dinner
@lexiloo your sure trying to have us throwing up on are shoes tonight....that's like something a farmer would dip his sheep in ffs ...no wonder poor Corby has a food phobia :~
should come with a warning before watching I will say!! PS theres not much speedy or clean about it!!!
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But surely a fully qualified nutritionist would know all about hygiene, surely this would be a pretty important topic to go towards the final grade?
even treated us to a mid clean nose pick ma loofs......but don't forget to wash your hands
check out her duster ma loves, she just did her pits and bits with it
check out her duster ma loves, she just did her pits and bits with it
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How is she even allowed to with a fatty liver?? Doesn’t that have an affect...I’m shocked she can give blood ! I mean with the amount of star weeks she has
I am dead maloof!!!even treated us to a mid clean nose pick ma loofs......but don't forget to wash your hands
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check out her duster ma loves, she just did her pits and bits with it
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The nose picking one reminds me of one of them photos your mum has when you are 6 year old and picking your nose on stage at the school play
waaaarrrrping a plugged in wire wi a wet cloth ma loves cos tan knows best
Bet chris told her to do that wi'yim bin an electrishin
enjoy the entire thing ma love
everyone needs to get a look at this one of her all time classics..that minky was filthy and she proceeds to clean the whole kitchen with it including the table..then goes on to give advice not to use bleach and warm water 
because Mrs fkn Hinch said so then proceeds to the living room to start dusting with the dirtiest duster I’ve ever seen btw she even said herself it was filthy but went ahead anyway.. she then gives poor Aubrey a bottle without even washing her hands the list goes on..safe to say she contaminated the whole house 
..instead of a scented candle it’s a fkn fumigation bomb 
she should’ve been lightings Absolutely howling Lexi ma loveeven treated us to a mid clean nose pick ma loofs......but don't forget to wash your hands
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check out her duster ma loves, she just did her pits and bits with it
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Oh god sounds rank maloof, she’s such a scruff
Those screenshots, I can't cope any longereven treated us to a mid clean nose pick ma loofs......but don't forget to wash your hands
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check out her duster ma loves, she just did her pits and bits with it
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Jesus! No wonder her sink was blocked .she sure is ma loof......check out the swamp she's washing up in!!! and leaves the glass until last
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I've often wondered if the boys school shirts are meant to be grey, or did they start out white and have turned that colour with her just chucking everything into wash together? She doesn't seem the type to spend any amount of time separating the washing!
That surely wasn't her washing up bowl... she got confused with the slow cooker 
I bet her house STINKS
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