Back to page one yet again! We've been here 60 times now and little has changed. Tracy is officially a year older and none the wiser. 34 and still a bore, 34 and still a bleep, 34 and rotten to the core... take your pick. We all agree that Tracy has shed some pounds... not enough to fit into a jUnIoR sIzE mEdIuM as she claims, and not by cutting out carbs and sugars *cue b-roll of her eating quesadillas at the Mexican restaurant and guzzling cocktails at the clubs* However, she's still photoshopping her hip dips and fupa. We definitely have proof that she has absolutely no ass unless she squats as if she's taking a tit and even then, it's a wide flatty. She's gotten to the point where she only posts her kids when she needs to prove to us that she's a great mom or needs compliments because you know, thats her love language. She's officially with crab-slinging Facetune Bobby aka Spanish Corey aka Corey 2.0.. or maybe that's just what she "wants us to believe" As if we give a tit who she chooses to share her bacterial vaginosis with.
Tattlers are assuming Messica is pregnant because she is swollennnn and she wasn't drinking at MadHatter. Who wants to bet there will be a BE podcast soon about some big secret MessHottie is keeping from the fans? Spoiler alert: she's either pregnant or got fat.
Spongebob Sammy is a pro at 2 things: photoshopping her man shoulders & sucking in her gut for pictures. She'll probably be next on the WLS train.
Overall, Tracy had 3 Halloween costumes, 3 nights of partying non-stop, a boudoir photoshoot, and some hoop earrings Facetune Bobby got her with the money he got from selling "crabs" on IG. Oh and Tracy has never done coke - she wants to make sure we know that
As always, answer the poll question, add any other recaps below, and remember: you may suck at some things, but you'll never suck as bad as Tracy does at sign language
Tattlers are assuming Messica is pregnant because she is swollennnn and she wasn't drinking at MadHatter. Who wants to bet there will be a BE podcast soon about some big secret MessHottie is keeping from the fans? Spoiler alert: she's either pregnant or got fat.
Spongebob Sammy is a pro at 2 things: photoshopping her man shoulders & sucking in her gut for pictures. She'll probably be next on the WLS train.
Overall, Tracy had 3 Halloween costumes, 3 nights of partying non-stop, a boudoir photoshoot, and some hoop earrings Facetune Bobby got her with the money he got from selling "crabs" on IG. Oh and Tracy has never done coke - she wants to make sure we know that
As always, answer the poll question, add any other recaps below, and remember: you may suck at some things, but you'll never suck as bad as Tracy does at sign language