letsmeltthatlard
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my comment was swiftly deleted....had a couple of replies saying oh no hes just having a break blah blah blah...open your eyes sheeples.
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TheWitchIsBack
VIP Member
His tits hang lower than mine and I’ve gone from a GG to a D after breastfeeding for years. God he’s a tragic, ugly mess.
No amount of surgery will fix his Sonia Jackson mouth and Brillo pad hair. Wish he’d just fuck off for good.
Snarkypants
VIP Member
He shouldn't have had his surgery until he'd gotten to a healthy weight, and maintained it for at least a year - theres a reason the NHS declined it.
heatmagazine
Chatty Member
Even bisexual!
I’d like to speak on behalf of bisexuals worldwide and say how our lives have magically changed now Faulty Towers has expressed his support and acceptance for us. We can’t believe it! First gay and lesbian, now... even bisexual!
Truthseeker
VIP Member
He still reminds me of the Oracle played by Johnny Vegas in Benidorm
Queenie2019
Active member
Anyone else loving the tea today? 
Wowwwwwwwww
VIP Member
How did he find his dick to shag anyone?
TheWitchIsBack
VIP Member
We don’t want him. He can’t sit with us.
Truthseeker
VIP Member
He really has got no shame the vile piece of shit
AllTheHunsBeHunning
Chatty Member
When the cost of your shoes is pretty much on par with the cost of your holiday and you're living in your parent's bedroom.....#fuckingloserfanny
*EVEN* the bisexuals will laugh.
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Cockleshell Bay
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Ironic he quotes ‘if you are nice to me, I will be nice to you’
All them people who donated thousands of pounds were nice to you Jack, however you were not nice back, you took the money, ran and hid. I don’t know how you have the audacity to make that claim after leaving 100’s of people out of pocket with no explanation. Have the decency to explain your actions, not post pictures making claims about yourself which are simply not true...
All them people who donated thousands of pounds were nice to you Jack, however you were not nice back, you took the money, ran and hid. I don’t know how you have the audacity to make that claim after leaving 100’s of people out of pocket with no explanation. Have the decency to explain your actions, not post pictures making claims about yourself which are simply not true...
Truthseeker
VIP Member
It always feels wrong to me to hound family members for something like this. One person asking is one thing but every tom, dick and harry pestering is another. His brother has always seemed a fairly normal bloke from what I have seen
Bishplease
Chatty Member
Some people dont belong here ...... maybe you shouldn’t hang with us no more coz we all cu*ts im afraid 
I think SW is good in that it encourages you to eat fruit and veg, lean meat etc and limits dairy and wheat which humans shouldn't really consume much of anyway. It's clearly effective for people who may not be destined to gravitate to the healthiest eating habits and unfortunately for some people it is just a fact that they will never be the best eaters (or have any interest in being so). However, I take umbrage with the way that the few idiots who follow it see it as a free pass to eat shitty food every day, which is not something anyone should be doing. E.g. people who save their syns to have pudding every day; that is just not necessary for anyone and all it does is decrease people's tolerance for eating more cleanly. You don't need an ice cream sundae or pancakes after eating three square meals a day. You don't need treats every day because all that does is make you see food as a reward as opposed to fuel for your body!
Another thing I do not agree with is that they dont seem to have any issue with pushing the consumption of processed, chemical-laden foods onto people. It's not okay to eat minced meat, bacon, fat free yogurts and diet drinks every day. Yes, I know that people not on SW do this, but these foods, whilst they may not promote weight gain, have been linked to certain types of cancer, osteoporosis, hormonal problems, diabetes, etc etc. SW has a duty to communicate the facts to people and promote the idea that some calorie dense foods are healthier than others - I.e. avocados, butter (instead of margarine pumped full of hydrogenated shit), olives, oily fish, nuts etc. There doesn't seem to be any value placed on factoring whole foods into your diet.
In their defence though and in response to the infographic he shared, it is better for everyone to eat whole fruit instead of mashed or blended mainly because it takes about 10 minutes to eat a banana but if you wanted to you could down a smoothie in 2 minutes, and they usually contain at least 2 bananas plus many other fruits. I understand the concept of synning how you consume foods as well as the foods themselves. In addition, avocados are very good for you but they are very high in fat so the average person should only have about half of one per day. I also suspected thay they started synning mullerlights because they are a much easier food to abuse and eat unnecessarily high volumes of than other unsynned foods like veg and meat etc, they still have calories, AND they are processed so it probably is better to only have one a day anyway. That's more about health than weight loss. The pasta thing again is to encourage people to eat high volumes of more satiating food. It's better to eat a plate full of pasta and syn free sauce for about 600 cals than it would be to eat 2 chocolate bars.
The person who made the image kind of missed the point; that SW isn't about calories in calories out, it is one type of diet that whilst it may not be healthy and has many faults, genuinely does work well for some people. I am not defending it 100% because it didnt work for me; what helped for me was psychotherapy to heal my very bad relationship with food. But I will never write it off completely because like anything, it does work for some people. It just needs to be approached sensibly and with some common sense.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Another thing I do not agree with is that they dont seem to have any issue with pushing the consumption of processed, chemical-laden foods onto people. It's not okay to eat minced meat, bacon, fat free yogurts and diet drinks every day. Yes, I know that people not on SW do this, but these foods, whilst they may not promote weight gain, have been linked to certain types of cancer, osteoporosis, hormonal problems, diabetes, etc etc. SW has a duty to communicate the facts to people and promote the idea that some calorie dense foods are healthier than others - I.e. avocados, butter (instead of margarine pumped full of hydrogenated shit), olives, oily fish, nuts etc. There doesn't seem to be any value placed on factoring whole foods into your diet.
In their defence though and in response to the infographic he shared, it is better for everyone to eat whole fruit instead of mashed or blended mainly because it takes about 10 minutes to eat a banana but if you wanted to you could down a smoothie in 2 minutes, and they usually contain at least 2 bananas plus many other fruits. I understand the concept of synning how you consume foods as well as the foods themselves. In addition, avocados are very good for you but they are very high in fat so the average person should only have about half of one per day. I also suspected thay they started synning mullerlights because they are a much easier food to abuse and eat unnecessarily high volumes of than other unsynned foods like veg and meat etc, they still have calories, AND they are processed so it probably is better to only have one a day anyway. That's more about health than weight loss. The pasta thing again is to encourage people to eat high volumes of more satiating food. It's better to eat a plate full of pasta and syn free sauce for about 600 cals than it would be to eat 2 chocolate bars.
The person who made the image kind of missed the point; that SW isn't about calories in calories out, it is one type of diet that whilst it may not be healthy and has many faults, genuinely does work well for some people. I am not defending it 100% because it didnt work for me; what helped for me was psychotherapy to heal my very bad relationship with food. But I will never write it off completely because like anything, it does work for some people. It just needs to be approached sensibly and with some common sense.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
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Truthseeker
VIP Member
Yeah sales of KY jelly have gone through the roof since he came on the scene. There are women as young as 20 thinking they're going through the menopause prematurelyGod, my vagina just dried up
Basketcase
New member
His attempt at being gay friendly or a non racist just shows what a complete and utter twat he is. ‘As long as you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you’. So does that mean if I don’t kiss your arse and I’m not white I’m going to have some racist slur thrown at me because I deserve it? I cannot stand the privilege of this prick.
Truthseeker
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The usual trousers that are 6 inch too short to show off his white socks. It's his 40 year old virgin look because he doesn't look far off that age.