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He’s already doing ‘research’ 
ughhhh i can already visualise him doing Singing in the RainHe’s already doing ‘research’
Hope he’s crap 
bloody ruined it for me now having to watch his smug, gurning face. Bloody loves himself. Will switch over when he’s on and mumma G (the most irritating nickname ever) is balling her eyes out at every opportunity to show what a kind, genuine, empathetic soul she is 
He gives me the ick
bloody ruined it for me now having to watch his smug, gurning face. Bloody loves himself. Will switch over when he’s on and mumma G (the most irritating nickname ever) is balling her eyes out at every opportunity to show what a kind, genuine, empathetic soul she is He gives me the ick 
I've never once had an interest in Strictly but now I might tune in just to watch 1. If he's any good or not. 2. if he isn't then laugh because he's tit.
Him and Gi are millionaires a few times over at this point. The only reason I can think of either of them doing I'm a celeb/ strictly is they're hoping for presenting/TV jobs. I don't pay my TV license to see their smug faces on it, Laura Whitmore is bad enough
Him and Gi are millionaires a few times over at this point. The only reason I can think of either of them doing I'm a celeb/ strictly is they're hoping for presenting/TV jobs. I don't pay my TV license to see their smug faces on it, Laura Whitmore is bad enough
Does anyone else remember earlier this year on Harry and Izzy’s anniversary, he did a screen shot of his Internet Browser for something to do with Mcfly, and there was a tab open to P*rnhub or something?
Nooooooo! But I want proofDoes anyone else remember earlier this year on Harry and Izzy’s anniversary, he did a screen shot of his Internet Browser for something to do with Mcfly, and there was a tab open to P*rnhub or something?
I think Tom and Giovanna Fletcher are unbelievably fake, smug and a pair of absolute chancers. Guaranteed there will be plenty of tears, an “it’s all about you” montage, and Giovanna will have her smug face on Strictly as much as she possibly can. Anyone that buys into and believes her smiley “mummy” brand is mad.
I wonder how long it will take him to roll out the favourite, most talented son Buzz coming to rehearsal and wanting to ballroom dance speil...week 1? or 2?
Add ‘tripping up the steps’
Flamboyant suits/ glasses combo because he’s so Quirky ™️ and not like the other contestants.
Bingo card:
Over competitive/inflated sense of own dancing ability
Tension with partner due to this
I'm actually a bit concerned he's going to lose even more weight, Strictly rehearsals are gruelling
Over competitive/inflated sense of own dancing ability
Tension with partner due to this
I'm actually a bit concerned he's going to lose even more weight, Strictly rehearsals are gruelling
Jesus I didn’t know they had kids!It's all about being a dad apparently. 3 dad dancing mentions in 1 paragraph.
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)I worry he will actually be great but will constantly play the humble ‘I’m not that great’ or have that faux concerned face when the judges scores come through even though he knows they will be 9s or 10s. Eugh. (Not sure why I’m worried as I won’t be watching but bound to be exposed to his bleeping face on my social media at some point).
He might scrape by on some okay slow ballroom he seems to have okay posture but he’ll almost certainly fall apart when it comes to the upbeat and fast Latin/specialty. He’s too much of dorky dad to take the serious dances (paso or Argentine tango) seriously. He just doesn’t have it in him.
I’m almost certain production will be looking for a female win after two male in a row. I'm also pretty positive the general public will eventually tire of the goofy routine etc I can see a lot of people finding him incredibly irritating and just not voting.
I can’t see any of the pro girls taking his tit tbh they are tough and he’ll have to get used to it very quickly.
I’m almost certain production will be looking for a female win after two male in a row. I'm also pretty positive the general public will eventually tire of the goofy routine etc I can see a lot of people finding him incredibly irritating and just not voting.
I can’t see any of the pro girls taking his tit tbh they are tough and he’ll have to get used to it very quickly.
The latest photo of him cry-laughing at his kid's recording of an inane attempt at a song about poo is absolutely embarrassing. I usually find that people who laugh so much at unfunny things are quite lacking in the upstairs department.
Also, I couldn't be laughing like that when my cat had just died. I'm always devastated when we lose a pet, but he clearly isn't bothered.
Also, I couldn't be laughing like that when my cat had just died. I'm always devastated when we lose a pet, but he clearly isn't bothered.
This bleeping facial expression allllllllllll the time
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