Obsession for table runnersIt won’t be a real job. It will be an in house influencer social media bod filming content in exchange for a taupe rug and a tin of paint. Neptune employ professional interior designers I’ve seen them at work in the one near us. Not a vapid fanboy with an obsession with their table runners.
I think his family finance him. There’s no way on earth somebody his age would own a cottage near Bath and spend their days shopping and styling without family input. Probably tax planning. The cottage is the blandest place I’ve ever seen it’s simply a microcosm of Neptune. His must have literally nothing else to do.
I do buy Neptune we have their lamps, pictures crockery and dining table. Do I want my whole house full of it? No. Mix it up for crying out loud!!
And he has the time to paint his skirting boards a 'fun colour for autumn'It won’t be a real job. It will be an in house influencer social media bod filming content in exchange for a taupe rug and a tin of paint. Neptune employ professional interior designers I’ve seen them at work in the one near us. Not a vapid fanboy with an obsession with their table runners.
I think his family finance him. There’s no way on earth somebody his age would own a cottage near Bath and spend their days shopping and styling without family input. Probably tax planning. The cottage is the blandest place I’ve ever seen it’s simply a microcosm of Neptune. His must have literally nothing else to do.
I do buy Neptune we have their lamps, pictures crockery and dining table. Do I want my whole house full of it? No. Mix it up for crying out loud!!
Wonder will he get married in socks?He’s painting again! ‘The stairwell seasonal makeover.’ Really? Are these people for real? Imagine talking like this to your friends in real life. Actually, imagine doing this in real life. It reeks of desperation for likes on the gram and actually shows how dissatisfied he is with everything after what only seems like two minutes!!!! Plus all the new accessories! Lamps, throws, cushions, foliage, vases, baskets.....the list goes on. What does he do with them all???? He only lives in a cottage!!!! He is fascinating! The wedding is going to be some spectacle!!!!! He’s probably got about 10 outfit changes planned. Wonder if Neptune do a wedding gift service??? Although come to think of it, there’s very little from their collection that he hasn’t already got!!!
I was just thinking that. And the hall was nicer before !!He’s painting again! ‘The stairwell seasonal makeover.’ Really? Are these people for real? Imagine talking like this to your friends in real life. Actually, imagine doing this in real life. It reeks of desperation for likes on the gram and actually shows how dissatisfied he is with everything after what only seems like two minutes!!!! Plus all the new accessories! Lamps, throws, cushions, foliage, vases, baskets.....the list goes on. What does he do with them all???? He only lives in a cottage!!!! He is fascinating! The wedding is going to be some spectacle!!!!! He’s probably got about 10 outfit changes planned. Wonder if Neptune do a wedding gift service??? Although come to think of it, there’s very little from their collection that he hasn’t already got!!!
I think he said he was selling them.He must have a storage locker somewhere full of the shit!
I agree and didn't he say he realised he was focussing too much on perfection for the gram previously so he took a break and nows he's on it more than ever? I have to freshen up my white woodwork this year as its been 2 years and he does it every 3 months. I mean come onI was just thinking that. And the hall was nicer before !!
Lol mines 5 years. I really need it done wonder would he do mine lolI agree and didn't he say he realised he was focussing too much on perfection for the gram previously so he took a break and nows he's on it more than ever? I have to freshen up my white woodwork this year as its been 2 years and he does it every 3 months. I mean come on
Wish that’s all I’d to worry about. Not normal to be so discontented.He is the changing rooms of insta. The change of hair colour from Autumn was just ridiculous
This really cracked me up!I was confused with those glasses I actually thought they might be part of a filter as they magnify his eyes by at least 100% they look almost comical. I wonder if he even needs prescription glasses. On another matter I'm sure he was painting his kitchen panelling olive but turned out to be pink?? Ah well at least it matches his wedding wrapping paper.
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