“ohh Goooys I missed my nail appointment cos I was so focused on being wrapped up in a straight jacket trying to be even more beautiful”
yes she can only hold off for so long not ranting & talking nonsense then she just cant help herself coming out with her ridiculous bullsh** “Leased BMW”I love when she goes mad ranting, it's brilliant!
I nearly pissed myself when she said filters arenecessary'fun' She left them off for 1 x story and right back to Coconut or whatever filter she uses to look less like an old soak. I'm going to message the salon to tell them that potential customers cannot get an idea of how the treatments are working on Melissa Mills because all her stories have filters. She should show a before and after in filterless daylight so potential customers get a sense of how the expensive treatment works in reality.
And Melissa, you're roasting because you're menopausal. The thermostat isn't broken in the leased BMW.