Nearly pissed in my own laundry bin there laughing! The stockroom on all 4s in tullamoreThe Inkkkredible Kelis, but I subsequently made it classy!
My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you bought a bowl of moss?
Damn it, Tidge!, you're having a larf,
I'll teach you, you get it free in the park".
My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you are completely locked!
Damn it, Tidge!, it's 2 o'clock.
I'll teach you, to make orange squash".
You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.
La la la la la,
Bad cash flow,
La la la la la,
Ronnie's old as Ken Barlow,
La la la la la,
Brenda from Sligo,
La la la la la,
......fellatio......
My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "are they hooker boots?
Damn it Tidge!, I'm fighting 3 lawsuits,
Wear vee-jay's, you're like an escort!"
My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "what's today's celeb look?
Damn it Tidge!, you're like Danniella Westbrook,
I can tell you, RHW you're not!"
You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.
La la la laundry,
Balding's phoning,
La la la laundry,
Balding's hating,
La la la laundry,
Balding's's swilling,
La la la laundry
She's urinating.
is there any way we can compensate you? They just keep getting better and better 
Ya beat me to it. Her obsession with American media is strange, she’s like a teenager. Stress over Johnny DeppLads
fawning over the kardashians..her dad in chemo, casual drop but here is the real drama for her. How does this even affect her?Attachments
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, she then proceeds to watch Depp trial, make more pasta, sit on side of bath & slather on more tan, creams uggggghh ur pathetic Melissa & a horrible daughter, I wish my Dad was still alive & there you are not even offering your sick Dad a place to stay
