Her friend Cathy is in bed with the BelTel so wouldn’t entirely shock me if she wrote it.
That makes sense. It was the weird use of the “vibe” that made me think tiff, as is the kind of slang she uses a lot “chilled sexy vibes”, “dreamy vibes” etc. Tiffany isn’t a good writer on her gram, and her writing style is pretty distinct and formulaic.
I couldn’t believe it when I read it - no one with a basic education, let alone a journalist, would write stuff like;
“The estate agent and model and the sportsman said their ‘I dos’” - poorly constructed sentence which makes it sound like 3 people are getting married instead of one! Say she’s an estate agent Or a model, or say estate agent/model.
“The three bridesmaids – Tiffany’s sister Jess as well as Matty’s sisters Megan and Lauren” there should be commas breaking up this sentence.
“The party had an Ibiza vibe with entertainment from Yeoo DJ including live DJ Steven Simpson as well as sax and bongos.” an “ibiza vibe”? What does that even mean? A semi decent writer would describe why it had this “vibe”, a journalist would know to be descriptive. Anyone with an education would know to avoid overusing prepositional words, and would have broken this sentence up with full stops. A journalist would surely have known this. The weird listing of brand names and name dropping of the supposed “who’s who of Northern Ireland” (oh god that was cringe), read like someone who worked in promotions as opposed to a journalistic writer seeking to inform a reader.
The worst bit of writing that made my skin crawl, was the sentence
“[Tiffany] quit social media last July after growing sick of the constant trolling.” It’s colloquial, its slang, it’s non-factual and doesn’t inform the reader of very much. It’s written like a teenage girls diary entry. It’s not even in keeping with the tone of the article - this is suppposed to be a summary of their wedding day; why would any decent journalist include this sentence without any context on how it relates to the story they are covering?
The worst part of it all? Matty barely got a mention. It was all about the two dresses
tiffany wore, who
her bridesmaids were. The car
she rode up on. Who did
her make up. The social media quotes were all about
tiffany, and how stunning
she was. It even included the bloody brand of shoes she wore. Her father, brother and sister all got a mention.
as for wee precious? Nothing about his groomsmen or family. His sisters only got a mention because they were Tiffany’s bridesmaids.
it was an
extremely bias and narcissistic bit of writing. Terribly written from start to finish. Literally all of it is trash, even by puff-piece standards. An independent journalist would have been more interested in Matty, who is arguably the more “famous” of the two, would be known to a wider audience and has played rugby at an international level.
But no, the piece focuses on a has-been miss NI who doesn’t even have an insta audience anymore. Sure, seems legit
. 100% this either came from Tiffany or someone close to her. And that someone isn’t even clever enough to be remotely discreet about it, let alone construct a passable news puff-piece.