Can you imagine??Someone needs to tag Steven Gerrard in on the article and ask if he remembers coming on to her![]()
"Steven....do you remember that bird you chatted up...the one with the 6ft long, stinking birds nest hair..would have had at least ten layers of make up on and would likely be dressed in bright pink or orange..you know...a bit like Mr Tumble!!
She would likely be quite pissed as she often is.... but she remembers you...she wasn't interested apparently!
Just think how different both your lives would have been if something had come of it"
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Lucky escape Steven lad
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Not that I believe the " tale"